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a woman officemate politely, if she was the one who farted? i mean there was just the 3 of us in the room,(the other was a buddy co-worker) and it can't be him. i just know. we both know its her. How do we make her admit it? help!

2006-07-05 20:14:14 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Etiquette

13 answers

first off women never fart... they just poot...
other than driving bamboo under her fingernails...you will probably never get her to admit it...

2006-07-05 20:19:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

If she has a good or even "a" decent sense of humor, perhaps you could approach her in that manner. How's your & your buddy's senses of humor? How would you react or respond if the shoe were on the other foot? How well do you know your buddy there? Are you sure it wasn't he who 'delt it'? And which one of you has the 'crush' on this gal anyway? Just don't be hurtful. Good Luck!

2006-07-06 03:22:35 · answer #2 · answered by Smokie 1 · 0 0

Just leave some Gas-X lying around and a video camera. After she takes some, all three of you sit down and have a "I know you have a gas problem" intervention and show her the video.

It might make her laugh so bring lots of Air freshener.

hope that helps.

2006-07-06 03:24:30 · answer #3 · answered by jen 4 · 0 0

Remember a gentleman always use discretion and lot of care when talking to a Lady so you should say "hey ************* close your ******* A S S, and what the F U C K you've eaten? we are trying to breath here! the next time give a warning so I can put my gas-mask on!

2006-07-06 03:21:01 · answer #4 · answered by drchristian 2 · 0 0

Oh grow up. There is no polite way to ask a question like that. And since you think you already know, why bother?

2006-07-06 03:20:12 · answer #5 · answered by Lleh 6 · 0 0

Why does it even matter if she did it? If you say you already know than why do you need to ask her? If you ask her you are only going to make her feel really bad. There is no polite way!!!

2006-07-06 03:21:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

don't bother to make anyone admit. Just leave the stinky place. Get out.

2006-07-06 03:45:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

okay this is a tricky one: if she farted she farted there is nothing you can do about it now. if she did not apologise for being rude then she has no manners but can you honestly say it was her????????

2006-07-06 03:20:47 · answer #8 · answered by Siy 2 · 0 0

WELL, IF SHE DOES NOT ADMIT IT THEN you should TELL HER GENTLY,

"Did you eat those beans again? Whether you admit it or not, it's you the air is talking about."

Ha, ha, ha.

2006-07-06 03:34:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

OMG !! LOL hahahaha thats is so funny ! Catch her on tape or video maybe.

2006-07-06 03:19:10 · answer #10 · answered by Naughty 'n' Nice Scorpio 3 · 0 0

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