What's the best way to stop demons from playing croquet under my eyelid?

Answer 1

1) Stop spending so much time online being a pest,
2) no, really, you stare at the monitor way too much for the health of your eyes or that *knot of ingrown neurons behind them* y'all call a brain in there....
3) Stop chit-chatting with that damn yahoo answers karateeeh hamster about his Suze Orman fixation, yes, we know that wench looks like an animatronic mannequin already, we don't need a mis-evolved rodent telling us this every time the *page* reloads....
4) Invest in eyedrops....I hear "ClearEyes is *awesome*", even if it causes lapses in proper grammar and snytax as side effects.
5) Maybe change your deodorant, some of the stuff powders up in your armpits so finely it can get in your eyes and be a royal pain to deal with,
6) Actually get out and *play* some croquet. Speed croquet, designed to get you some *cardio*. Endorphins are good....and the cardio will also lower the local body temperature around your eyes....
7) Ignore the demons. Really. They hate that, they are utterly self-centered and exist only so that *others* know of their torment. Ignoring their torment *deprives* them of that which motivates them (their need to be a messed-up mockery of a martyr). Besides, if they still have it in them to play croquet, they can't be all that messed up or powerful in the grand scheme of things anyway, and can likely be taken care of by way of routine eye-health maintenance.....

Now demons playing *kickball* on your scrotum and screaming their scores and other info in Japanese, Vulgate Latin, and Aztec simultaneously and *sideways*, that might be an issue.

Really, if you wish to get all mimsey with the toves and slowly do gyrabe, you need to do better research on both your Lewis Carroll and also your other iterations of that Dadaist thingy.....

I'm just saying.....thanks for the points, now stop being such a *bore* already, :p nyeah....

Answer 2

The same why I stop the elderly midgets from playing croquet on my lawn.

Turn on the water-works. Rain 'em out.

Answer 3

Figure out your problem and try different ways of fixing it . I know it's hard , but it can be done . You can do a number of things . Music , reading , counseling , writing , etc. Maybe going to bed too stress ? I'm still dealing with w/my issues as well .

Answer 4

Don't forget to put your contacts in b4 you goto sleep so you can see them while they play croquet....take score. I wanna see who wins.

Answer 5

Cut your eyelids off

Answer 6

Those aren't demons. They are crabs. Remember when you told me that you stopped at a highway rest area (drunk, of course) and you "found" a morbidly obese, stinky fat gay trucker??? You tossed his salad dude. You ate his a s s. You contracted crabs that migrated from his balls to your face and now they are trying to colonize under your eyelid.


Good luck, dude.

Answer 7

Tell them they're sissy demons, and you'll tell everyone in the empire you saw them acting nice to an old homeless lady unless they beat it.

Answer 8

Get your LSD from a different source. I like the stuff that gives me pandas riding dirt bikes.

Answer 9

Holy water eye drops.

Answer 10

a dark late' <3