When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let
him keep her.
- Sacha Guitry
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
- Hemant Joshi
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you
get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
- Socrates
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.- Dumas
The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is,
"What does a woman want?
- Sigmund Freud
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
- Henry Youngman
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.
That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
- David Bissonette
2006-07-05 19:01:26 · 11 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ok, and I already said u mrng
Edit: I forgot to rate you 9/10
2006-07-05 19:03:56 · answer #1 · answered by LiN 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm not offended, but then again... it's about impossible to offend me... is that good or bad? Funny, though, very much so. 8 or 9 out of 10.
2006-07-05 19:16:50 · answer #2 · answered by KousukeAsazuki 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe check ya later ⦠⥠⣠â â
2006-07-08 20:48:44 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not offended at all...lolz good morning to u too...:)
thx
2006-07-05 19:13:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe... with all these jokes around, I wonder how people still get married
2006-07-05 19:05:39 · answer #5 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol ! no offense....( all r true, !!!) c ya ! 11/10
2006-07-06 07:31:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a wife here.....lol, all true, very true
2006-07-06 19:22:00 · answer #7 · answered by me 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too late now!!! He He He!!!!!
2006-07-05 19:57:48 · answer #8 · answered by nice_libra_guy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehehehe,,,,thank
2006-07-05 19:28:01 · answer #9 · answered by crazy lazy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK thanks for 2 points. They're not offensive , really.
2006-07-05 19:06:14 · answer #10 · answered by Naughty 'n' Nice Scorpio 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋