2006-07-05 18:58:49 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yo mama so fat, when she stood on the dog's tail we had to change its name to 'Beaver' lol.
2006-07-05 19:00:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have quiet a few.
1. Your mommas so fat, she has to get baptised at Sea World.
2. Your mommas so fat, she doesn't need the internet. She's allready World Wide.
3.Your momma's so loose, i would be your dad, but the guy behind me had propper change.
4. Your mommas so dirty, she brought the crabs to the beach.
5. Your mommas so ugly, that shes the cause of high-tied. Every time she steps in the water the sharks piss themselves.
2006-07-05 19:03:16 · answer #2 · answered by Cody M 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama so ugly that when she went to a restuarant with her family they said "sorry no pets allowed"
yo mama so fat that when she went to try out for the biggest loser they said "sorry no professionals"
Yo Mama's so dumb that she tripped over a cordless phone.
Yo momma's so fat, when she wore a shirt with an AA on it, people thought it was American Airlines biggest jet.
Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!
Yo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
yo mama so ugly when she looked out the window she was arrested for mooning
2006-07-05 19:07:36 · answer #3 · answered by Jaeda 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your mom so fat, when i had sex with her i didnt get an STD i got Cholesterol.
You're momma so ugly, she walked down the street and got arrested for indecent exposure!
You're momma so poor, her idea of big spendin' is buyin' a gumball!
Yo' Momma is so stupid, she thought Boyz II Men was a Daycare Center.
Your momma is so fat . . .
She fell in love and broke it.
Your Momma is so fat . . .
She went bungee jumping and went straight to Hell.
Your momma is so ugly . . .
When she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras.
2006-07-05 19:06:49 · answer #4 · answered by la la la la lauren 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama's so fat her picture is heavy.Yo mama's so old she went to school with Jesus.Yo mama's so old I told her to act her age and she died.Yo mama's so hairy she got afros on her nipples.Yo mama's teeth so yellow when she close her mouth her stomach lights up.
2006-07-05 19:03:50 · answer #5 · answered by hippiegirl672003 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your momma so nasty she wore Secret deoderant but it told on her! here's a place that you can look at them. Just search for Your momma jokes and you'll find them all over the internet.
2006-07-05 19:02:15 · answer #6 · answered by Always Honest 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ur mom's so ugly, the only thing attracted to her is gravity.
ur mom's so old, she knew burger king when he was a prince.
ur moms so fat that when she sat on a rainbow, skittles popped out.
try
http://webs.lanset.com/kcarr/tru72.htm
and
http://m.1asphost.com/boltonwanderers/your_mom_jokes.htm
2006-07-05 19:01:16 · answer #7 · answered by imsocool 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your Mamma said to tell you not to be asking for those stupid Yo Momma jokes.
She says it makes you look and sound stupid when you tell them.
Says it makes you sound like ignorant White trash.
2006-07-06 19:47:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama's so fat, when she went to NY in a yellow dress people kept calling out "Taxi, taxi" to her. Yo mama's so stupid that she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death. ^.^
2006-07-05 19:06:43 · answer #9 · answered by Cassaundra R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YO mama so ugly , they filmed Gorillas in the Mist in her shower.
Hey its not the best but..
2006-07-05 19:01:47 · answer #10 · answered by Naughty 'n' Nice Scorpio 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ur mommas so fat when she jumped she got stuck.
Ur Momma is so old when i hit her in the back her boobs fell of.
Ur momma is so old she farts dust.
etc.
2006-07-12 14:25:10 · answer #11 · answered by murillo3193@sbcglobal.net 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋