The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I’m a virgin and I don’t know
anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"
"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place ’the
prison’ and call my private thing ’the prisoner’. So what we do is: put the
prisoner in the prison.
And then they made love for the first time.
Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.
Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."
Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."
After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but
the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him
a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"
The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently
born foal.
Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.
2006-07-05 18:55:53 · 24 answers · asked by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."
Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence,
OKAY!
Feedback Please !
2006-07-05 18:56:12 · update #1
good, I like your tease half way, very effectively delivered
2006-07-05 19:02:49 · answer #1 · answered by GoingNoWhereFast 5 · 15⤊ 3⤋
10/10
2006-07-06 01:58:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lovely !!! very interesting stuff....well your prisoner should try something Herbal to get more stamina and satisfiy the new bribe, He should take Kohinoor Gold Sex Capsules from site---www.planetayurveda.com
2006-07-06 02:00:09 · answer #3 · answered by aarzooji a 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-07-06 02:05:24 · answer #4 · answered by Gangsta Geek 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love this joke I read it a couple of weeks ago and passed it on to everyone I know.
2006-07-06 01:58:44 · answer #5 · answered by Kris 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was exciting to get to the end.. but this is hardly a question.. do you really like this joke and must get feedbacks(you do realize that you lose 5points when you ask questions?... right?.)
but anyhow i liked the little story.
2006-07-06 02:03:14 · answer #6 · answered by lunallna1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is funny, I never heard that one before. Cute, where did you get that from? It was funny.
2006-07-06 01:59:35 · answer #7 · answered by Tarabeara 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny...very funny.
2006-07-06 02:03:58 · answer #8 · answered by Bella 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was o.k. I didn't laugh out loud. Try again.
2006-07-06 02:01:22 · answer #9 · answered by whatzerface 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG! That just made my night! Thank you.
2006-07-06 02:01:01 · answer #10 · answered by Cameron 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2006-07-06 01:57:48 · answer #11 · answered by majorcavalry 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋