God help those who help themselves
heree are a couple of other misprints
Here is a small collection of some mangled and funny misprints, all due to the omission or substitution of a letter.
God help those who help themselves
Please Don’t feel the animals
Frankie and Johnnie were movers
I hate to see a grown man dry
A fool and his Monet are soon parted
Laughter on Tenth Avenue
We have nothing to wear but fear itself
Mary had a little limb
Toe Shoes of the Fisherman
Ruth is stranger than fiction
I’ve got you under my ski
Wish you were her
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bus
Small apartment for runt
2006-07-05 18:40:58 · 15 answers · asked by . 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-07-05 18:41:26 · update #1
i only dont get the 1st one(now i do)..the others are for u to enjoy!!!!!!!
2006-07-05 18:47:16 · update #2
It's supposed to be God helps those who help themselves.
2006-07-05 18:42:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
God help those who help themselves
Here are the correct versions
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God helps those who help themselves
Please Don’t feed the animals
Frankie and Johnnie were lovers
I hate to see a grown man cry
A fool and his Money are soon parted
Slaughter on Tenth Avenue
We have nothing to fear but fear itself
Mary had a little lamb
The Shoes of the Fisherman
truth is stranger than fiction
I’ve got you under my skin
Wish you were here
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush
Small apartment for rent
2006-07-06 01:49:20 · answer #2 · answered by Chrissy P 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
don't FEED the animals
Frankie and Johnnie were LOVERS
I hate to see a grown man CRY
A fool and his MONEY (although Monet is applicable too) are soon parted
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We have nothing to fear but FEAR itself
Mary had a little LAMB
TWO shoes of the fisherman
TRUTH is stranger than fiction
I've got you under my SKIN
Wish you were HERE
A bird in the hand is worth 2 in the BUSH
Small apartment for RENT
2006-07-06 01:47:00 · answer #3 · answered by beth l 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, the correct phrase is "God helps those who help themselves" but the misprint of 'helps' makes it seems like the phrase is saying "God, help those who help themselves" as if they're asking god to help people who help themselves. Funny.
2006-07-06 01:51:44 · answer #4 · answered by KousukeAsazuki 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was supposed to read god helps those who help themselves. The misprint is now saying god help you if you help yourself which means you are doing something that you should not be doing. PS these are cute thanks for the laugh.
2006-07-06 01:46:38 · answer #5 · answered by DD 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The correct phrase is
"God helps those who help themselves"
Your version suggests that those who help themselves had better wish for God's help!
Clever!
2006-07-06 01:43:16 · answer #6 · answered by socjfk 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good luck with that
2006-07-06 01:44:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was some pretty good misprints,lol
2006-07-06 01:46:58 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kinda funny how people write...with no one to proof read it
2006-07-06 01:44:08 · answer #9 · answered by daddydoggie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why don't you get it? try reading it again.
2006-07-06 02:04:19 · answer #10 · answered by Naughty 'n' Nice Scorpio 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋