Just how do you go about swapping your child for another one at daycare?

Question

After being woken at 4.30 this morning and finding my 2yr old covered head to toe in margerine after getting into the fridge, Ive decided Id really like another one. any tips on picking a good one? :o)

Just in case some people take this a little too literally. No I wouldnt really swap Master Bongo, well not yet anyway,
But this, after emptying the contents of his nappy with his sisters hairbrush, its always good to hear what the rest of the worlds little darlings get up to.
And belive me, with a 2yr old you NEVER get bored!

Answer 1

lmfao.....I love this...Im so glad mine out grown all this and its you! I remember when mine was 3 and she was "cleaning" to help me....3mth old sony 42inc and she was scrubbing screen with a brilo pad....you ever tried shouting and no words come from your mouth........

Answer 2

I have a magnet on my fridge which says 'If I had known that grandchildren were so much fun, I would have had them first'.
Your little one sounds like an angel compared to my daughter at that age-I was often tempted to leave her on the bus! They do grow up (eventually), then you will sit back, think back and wish you could do it all over again!
A tip to get rid of the margarine? Put him between two slices of bread and leave him out for the birds! Only joking. Good luck.

Answer 3

They're very curious at that age, discovering what they can, more independently going after things.
My sister's darling little 2-year-old daughter (amy) found the soap & ate it, & when sis hid the soap, amy found that onions (with the peelings still on) did just as well.
You could try getting down on the floor (on their level) & see what things they see, then you'll know better about what things need to be secured, out of their reach.
My baby brother snuck into the fridge & drank pet milk straight of of the can.
My toddler son scared the life out of me... I woke up during the night, went to check on him & he wasn't in the baby bed... so... frantically, I looked all over the house... found him asleep under the couch.
Hey, but cheer up... you'll get to go thru it again... like those of us who are grandparents!

Answer 4

First, Walk quietly in the place and hide in a corner then watch over the lil tike's until you find the one who hits the hardest..There is your major league pitcher!

when naptime comes around, make the swap and get the he** out of there

Answer 5

Sorry, you have to play the hand you're dealt. In another 3 years or so after your little one starts school, you'll tell this story and you'll laugh. Just hang in there.

Answer 6

dont worry about it my daughter gave the cat a makeover and covered it in handcreme and glitter it was ok afterr a bath (i still have the scratches) she also caused a major search alert at school after falling asleep in the playground train
good luck and enjoy the memories they are making for you :)

Answer 7

thats not cute at all try spanking the child hand telling the child this is a no no one morning you might get up and the kid could try to reach something and climb in and the fridge door shut

Answer 8

ahh,i bet hes really cute really,my sons just like that,my eldest son whos 6 had just had a poo and was wiping his bum when my 2year old went in the bathroom and started taking all the dirty toilet roll out of the toilet and scattered it around my house,it absolutly stunk,so if you find somewhere to swap your kid,let me know :)

Answer 9

Maybe you could try Ebay, but all kids are messy thing breakers, the best thing to do is to not have any to begin with.

Answer 10

Awww, that sounds so sweet! Did you add some jam to him as well?! I'm sure your child is unique and no other child could ever match yours (translated as: Live with it pal, you're stuck with him/her!)