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What does the Bible say about bad spelling/typing/grammar skills?

2006-07-05 18:22:21 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Grammarian 3:16

"For god so loved the world that he sent spell checkers and proof reading, so that all who believe in using them, shall not be assumed to be an 11 year old, but instead shall be given more serious consideration."

2006-07-05 18:27:05 · answer #1 · answered by lenny 7 · 0 1

The Bible says that whoever types like an AIMtard will be sent to a special place in hell where they spend eternity grading the grammar papers of really stupid junior-high school students. (1 Syntaxalonicans 5:17-20)

2006-07-06 01:35:05 · answer #2 · answered by Antique Silver Buttons 5 · 0 0

No this part was kept out of the bible ... but if you go to the The Dead Sea Scrolls you'll see that you'll spend eternity on Yahoo Answers asking really stupid questions.

2006-07-06 01:53:26 · answer #3 · answered by Sam 7 · 0 0

Nothing, but anyone who has Jack Bauer as there name better be able to back it up if th real thing sees, and if you are the real thing I bow to your feet becaus you are the man.

2006-07-06 01:26:11 · answer #4 · answered by Midnight 1 · 0 0

sin tatikly......yes

In the Gospel of Ronald McDonald it says, "Thou shalt use a spell checker"

Dan Brown - are you listening?

2006-07-06 01:29:20 · answer #5 · answered by NickofTyme 6 · 0 0

Lol its not a syn. hehe Its kinda cute :-P

2006-07-06 01:38:26 · answer #6 · answered by Atheist Eye Candy 5 · 0 0

No but it looks like hell.

2006-07-06 01:24:17 · answer #7 · answered by royboy05032000 3 · 0 0

Uhh, that you are a fool?

2006-07-06 01:24:55 · answer #8 · answered by BrotherMichael 6 · 0 0

habbbsewlooteleye nuffing!-

2006-07-06 01:25:27 · answer #9 · answered by loobyloo 5 · 0 0

yawnnnnnn!

he he

2006-07-06 03:05:50 · answer #10 · answered by Alfred Newman 1 · 0 0

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