2006-07-05 17:20:57 · 8 answers · asked by chdman 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
a blonde woman wanted a pair of aligator shoes really badly,but she didnt want to pay the high prices the vendors were offering for them.the blondes yells at one of them and says"mabye i'll catch an alligator and get some at a reasonable price!".The shopkeeper yelled back "by all means go ahead mabye ull luch out and catch a big one!".The detirmined blonde set for the swamps.A few hours later the shopkeeper drives by the swamp just to brag to the blonde when he sees that she just caught a big one plus about 5 others lying in a row.the guy amazed is just about to ask her to sell it to her but the blonde suddenly says"darn this one doesnt have any shoes either!"
2006-07-05 17:37:04 · answer #1 · answered by Troyburger 2 · 3⤊ 2⤋
It's late at night, near midnight. Two pirates are sharing a watch on the quarterdeck of their ship. One turns to the other and says, "Yarrrrrghhhhh." The other says, "You know, matey, I were just thinking the same thing."
2006-07-06 00:35:49 · answer #2 · answered by Rico Toasterman JPA 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
shared 'mid-night joke' folder
2006-07-06 00:26:49 · answer #3 · answered by Nikhil R 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When is the only time you spit in an Persian woman's face?
When her moustache is on fire.
* A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says, "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says "Okay, let's get started."
2006-07-06 00:22:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
didn't know there was a mid-night joke so sorry can't help
2006-07-06 00:33:51 · answer #5 · answered by red_hot_girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo' mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter!
2006-07-06 00:24:48 · answer #6 · answered by Troubled 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
But its not midnight :)
2006-07-06 00:22:15 · answer #7 · answered by Purplgirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
None i have..
Cheers...(",)
2006-07-06 06:11:55 · answer #8 · answered by Ellusive Lady 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋