bored at work....
2006-07-05 17:19:46 · 6 answers · asked by missy 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
A LITTLE OLD LADY TOOK HER DOG TO THE VET. THE VET EXAMINED THE DOG-NO HEARTBEAT AND NOT BREATHING. THE VET SAID "I AM SORRY, THE DOG IS DEAD". "HE CAN'T BE. HE CAN'T BE," SHE SOBBED. THE VET WENT IN THE BACK ROOM AND BROUGHT BACK A CAT. HE PUT THE CAT ON THE TABLE WITH THE DOG. THE CAT LICKED AND SNIFFED THE DOG FROM HEAD TO TAIL. THE CAT SAID, "THE DOG IS DEAD". THE VET HANDED A BILL TO THE LADY. "THREE HUNDRED DOLLARS! HOW CAN IT BE THREE HUNDRED DOLLARS?" THE VET SAID "FIFTY DOLLARS FOR MY EXAM AND TWO FIFTY FOR THE CAT SCAN!"
SMILE
2006-07-05 17:33:59 · answer #1 · answered by sinned 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Read all the rest of flytransamguy11's racist questions and answers.
And by the way, flytransamguy11: Gerbils have small sex organs.
2006-07-07 05:28:08 · answer #2 · answered by Paul 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have you heard of a guy who was dreaming of packing to go on vacation. When he woke up, he found his blanket in his butt.
Did that cheer you up??
2006-07-05 17:25:27 · answer #3 · answered by Kent N 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I can sometimes be good at that
2006-07-05 17:24:25 · answer #4 · answered by showtimegk 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
edwardbecker1978@yahoo.com
2006-07-05 17:55:58 · answer #5 · answered by edward b 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No he's not!
2006-07-05 17:23:41 · answer #6 · answered by thislifeisnotforme 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋