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2006-07-05 16:56:27 · 18 answers · asked by queen2b113 1 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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Can the English language survive after Bush?

Quotes From George W. Bush

"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country. "
- George W. Bush

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
- George W. Bush

"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is ' to be prepared '."
- George W. Bush

"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future. "
- George W. Bush

" The future will be better tomorrow."
-George W. Bush

" We're going to have the best educated American people in the world."
- George W. Bush

" I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
- George W. Bush

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe, we are a part of Europe."
- George W. Bush

" Public speaking is very easy."
- George W. Bush

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."
- George W. Bush

"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur. "
- George W. Bush

"For NASA, space is still a high priority."
- George W. Bush

"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children. "
- George W. Bush

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
- George W. Bush

" It's time for the human race to enter the solar system."
- George W. Bush

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2006-07-06 19:53:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.

A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.

A crocodile cannot stick out its tongue.

A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours.

A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.

A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.

A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.

A snail can sleep for three years.

Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.

All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the back of the $5 bill.

Almonds are a member of the peach family.


Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age.


Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds. Dogs only have about 10.

"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".

February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.

In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.

If the population of China walked past you, in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.

If you are an average American, in your whole life, you will spend an average of 6 months waiting at red lights.

It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.

Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable.

No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.

On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament building is an American flag.

Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.

Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.

Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.

"Stewardesses" is the longest word typed with only the left hand and "lollipop" with your right.

The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.

The cruise liner, QE2, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.

The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.

The sentence: "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter of the alphabet.

The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Falls froze completely solid.

The words 'racecar,' 'kayak', 'noon' and 'level' are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left (palindromes).

There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.

There are more chickens than people in the world.

There are only four words in the English language which end in "dous": ; tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous

There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: "abstemious" and "facetious."

There's no Betty Rubble in the Flintstones Chewables Vitamins.

Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.

TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.

Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks; otherwise it will digest itself.




.............Now you know everything

2006-07-05 17:21:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Donald Duck's middle name is Fauntleroy.

Most elephants weigh less than the tongue of a blue whale!

Mosquito's are attracted to the color blue almost twice as much as any other color,

Butterflies taste with their feet.

Humans and elephants are the only mammals that cry.

Congress allotted $2500 for the Lewis and Clark Expedition which lasted from May 1804 to September 1806.

In Czechoslovakia, there is a church that has a chandelier made out of human bones.

The moon is moving away at a tiny, although measurable distance from the earth every year.

By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you can't sink in quicksand.

Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.

Aztec emperor Montezuma had a nephew, Cuitlahac, whose name meant "plenty of poop."

Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks, otherwise it will digest itself.

The sloth (a mammal) moves so slowly that green algae can grow undisturbed on its fur!

2006-07-05 17:17:00 · answer #3 · answered by Starry 4 · 0 0

well...i know that in the late 1800's early 1900's women would go to a doctor that would relieve "stress" for them. in other words the doctor would use a vibrator type instrument to bring the woman to orgasm...they send her home with a smile on her face.

of course those women were not aware of just what was going on. and the "treatment" was considered very normal, and deemed good for women who suffered depression or some sort of mental problems. kinda like electroshock therapy..only pleasurable.

i read that and a whole BUNCH of great useless information facts in a cool book called Underground Education.
you should check it out.

2006-07-05 17:04:31 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 0 0

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2016-11-05 23:10:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

In 1971 John Kerry , as leader of the Vietnam Veterans Against the War- attended a meeting where plans were discussed to assassinate U.S. senators( John Tower /TX);(John Stennis/Mississippi),( and Strom Thurmond/So.Carolina).

2006-07-05 17:17:15 · answer #6 · answered by missmayzie 7 · 0 0

The average human bladder can hold up to 14 fluid ounces.

The duck-billed platypus is a mammal that has webbed feet, a bill, and lays eggs.

Some koalas have red eyes because of the drug content of the eucalyptus leaves they eat.

Giraffes are the only animals that don't yawn.

The bumblebee is not aerodynamically built to fly, but it somehow defies that law.

.....a brainful of random facts is a good thing to have. :) :)

2006-07-05 17:06:25 · answer #7 · answered by hyperpipermouse 2 · 0 0

*Queen Elizabeth I regarded herself as a paragon of cleanliness. She declared that she bathed once every three months, whether she needed it or not.

*You're born with 300 bones, but by the time you become an adult, you only have 206.

*The "black box" in commercial airliners is actually most often orange: it is far easier to find an orange box in the debris of a crash than a black one.

2006-07-05 17:04:37 · answer #8 · answered by A3 6 · 0 0

I read someplace that in South Carolina it is Illegal to Publicly Display a whale

2006-07-05 18:16:03 · answer #9 · answered by xxx_i_forgot_who_i_am_xxx 2 · 0 0

Drinking two glasses of Gatorade can relieve headache pain almost immediately -- without the unpleasant side effects caused by traditional "pain relievers."

Did you know that Colgate toothpaste makes an excellent salve for burns?

Before you head to the drugstore for a high-priced inhaler filled with mysterious chemicals, try chewing on a couple of curiously strong Altoids peppermints. They'll clear up your stuffed nose.

Achy muscles from about of the flu? Mix 1 Tablespoon of horseradish in cup of olive oil. Let the mixture sit for 30 minutes, then apply it as a massage oil, for instant relief for aching muscles.

Sore Throat? Just mix 1/4 cup of vinegar with 1/4 cup of honey and take 1 tablespoon six times a day. The vinegar kills the bacteria.

Cure urinary tract infections with Alka-Seltzer. Just dissolve two tablets in a glass of water and drink it at the onset of the symptoms. Alka-Seltzer begins eliminating urinary tract infections almost instantly -- even though the product was never been advertised for this use.

Eliminate puffiness under your eyes..... All you need is a dab of preparation H, carefully rubbed into the skin, avoiding the eyes.
The haemorrhoid ointment acts as a vasoconstrictor, relieving the swelling instantly.

Honey remedy for skin blemishes... Cover the blemish with a dab of honey and place a band-aid over it. Honey kills the bacteria, keeps the skin, sterile, and speeds healing. Works overnight.

Listerine therapy for toenail fungus... Get rid of unsightly toenail fungus by soaking your toes in Listerine mouthwash. The powerful antiseptic leaves your toenails looking healthy again.

Easy eyeglass protection... To prevent the screws in eyeglasses from loosening, apply a small drop of Maybelline Crystal Clear nail polish to the threads of the screws before tightening them.

Coca-Cola cure for rust... Forget those expensive rust removers. Just saturate an abrasive sponge with Coca Cola and scrub the rust stain. The phosphoric acid in the coke is what gets the job done.

Cleaning liquid that doubles as bug killer... If menacing bees, wasps, hornets, or yellow jackets get in your home and you can't find the insecticide, try a spray of Formula 409. Insects drop to the ground instantly.

Smart splinter remover... just pour a drop of Elmers Glue all over the splinter, let dry, and peel the dried glue off the skin. The splinter sticks to the dried glue.

Hunt's tomato paste boil cure... cover the boil with Hunt's tomato paste as a compress. The acids from the tomatoes soothe the pain and bring the boil to a head.

Balm for broken blisters... To disinfect a broken blister, dab on a few drops of Listerine... a powerful antiseptic.

Heinz vinegar to heal bruises... Soak a cotton ball in white vinegar and apply it to the bruise for 1 hour. The vinegar reduces the blueness and speeds up the healing process.

Kills fleas instantly. Dawn dish washing liquid does the trick. Add a few drops to your dog's bath and shampoo the animal thoroughly. Rinse well to avoid skin irritations. Goodbye fleas.

Rainy day cure for dog odor... Next time your dog comes in from the rain, simply wipe down the animal with Bounce or any dryer sheet, instantly making your dog smell springtime fresh.

Eliminate ear mites... All it takes is a few drops of Wesson corn oil in your cat's ear. Massage it in, then clean with a cotton ball. Repeat daily for 3 days. The oil soothes the cat's skin, smothers the mites, and accelerates healing.

Vaseline cure for hair balls..... To prevent troublesome hair balls, apply a dollop of Vaseline petroleum jelly to your cat's nose. The cat will lick off the jelly, lubricating any hair in its stomach so it can pass easily through the digestive system.

Quaker Oats for fast pain relief.... It's not for breakfast anymore! Mix 2 cups of Quaker Oats and 1 cup of water in a bowl and warm in the microwave for 1 minute, cool slightly, and apply the mixture to your hands for soothing relief from arthritis pain.

I think i said all I can!! God Bless Lol

2006-07-05 17:03:30 · answer #10 · answered by ivan_030 1 · 0 0

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