Never Argue with a Woman
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a
nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She
motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says,
"Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")
"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.
I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.
"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any
moment."
"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.
2006-07-05 16:53:17 · 12 answers · asked by mark s 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Haha, I liked that one, thanx. :)
2006-07-05 16:57:42 · answer #1 · answered by Purplgirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2016-03-27 05:40:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There are two theories about how to argue with a woman...
And neither one works.
If talks out loud to himself in the middle of a forest, and there's no one around to hear.....
is he still wrong?
2006-07-05 17:40:23 · answer #3 · answered by Rico Toasterman JPA 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOVE THAT ONE!! Might just have to repeat that one a few times!!
2006-07-05 16:59:42 · answer #4 · answered by Lisa C 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one. 9/10.
2006-07-12 01:36:39 · answer #5 · answered by sudjenni 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because it messes up there man hood
2006-07-05 17:04:17 · answer #6 · answered by kimmy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one! lol
2006-07-12 11:41:50 · answer #7 · answered by all things mystical 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i must remember to try that one out just not with the police lol thanks i like it
2006-07-05 17:51:26 · answer #8 · answered by red_hot_girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is my favorite joke!!! IT'S FUNNY!!!
2006-07-12 14:22:15 · answer #9 · answered by murillo3193@sbcglobal.net 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
got any thing better
2006-07-05 17:00:11 · answer #10 · answered by steeve 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋