A man is lying in bed in the hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth. A young nurse appears to sponge his hands and feet.
"Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, I'm only here to wash your hands and feet".
He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, are my testicles black?" Finally, she pulls back the covers, raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in her other hand and takes a close look, and says "There is nothing wrong with them!"
Finally, the man pulls off his oxygen mask and replies, "That was very nice but, are... my... test... results... back?
2006-07-05 16:04:24 · 14 answers · asked by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol thats soooooooooooo funny i gotta show it to evryone:)))))))
2006-07-05 17:08:56 · answer #1 · answered by VaMpIrA 2 · 4⤊ 3⤋
Hecks Naw, thats crazy.
If u dont mind, Im printing this off so I read & show it 2 my cousin tomorrow.
Thanx!!!
2006-07-05 23:12:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Laugh OUT LOUD ... heard this long ago, loved it then, and love it all over again!
Thanks for the laugh!
2006-07-05 23:13:32 · answer #3 · answered by iiiis 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao lmao good 1
2006-07-05 23:07:01 · answer #4 · answered by Snook Luvz U 2 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Very funny, one I will have to repeat!!
2006-07-05 23:08:10 · answer #5 · answered by Lisa C 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i had no idea where that joke was gonna end. definately a good one, it's hilarious
2006-07-05 23:15:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-07-06 14:48:21 · answer #7 · answered by chiquita 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha
2006-07-05 23:11:08 · answer #8 · answered by bossybabe23 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny!
2006-07-05 23:43:29 · answer #9 · answered by Mandi H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. funny!
2006-07-05 23:10:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋