This atheist that I evolved from my primordial goo due to my superior intellect is really giving me a hard time. I tried to kiss him and immediatly a primordial carbon based force field sprang up around him. My lips seemed to slide off this invisible shield and I suddenly felt an urge to hunt and kill a mastedon or a teradactyl or sumpthin'. His mother dragged me over ( literally by the hair ) to her house for some amoeba soup and was YAKing on and on about her favorite show, " the flintstones ". I told her my Father is God and she threw me out for bragging !!! I asked her why he is so hairy and she told me " shhhhhh...dont talk about that...he's very sensitive about that subject ...just leave him alone for a few million years and he will grow out of it ". Then his dad came swinging in on a vine, slipped down the vine and crashed right thru the window! Then his little brother swam in..I swear this kid looked like a flippin' tadpole. Listen guys, can I leave this primal dude? Plz help..
2006-07-05 15:50:36 · 28 answers · asked by ? 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Well, you have free will. You need not be brainwashed by us nor anyone else into believing what you should do. Exercise your free will and break up with "him" if that's best for you.
Then again, maybe you'd rather have someone who helps you feel fear for some imaginary man in the clouds whom you're "supposed" to "worship" by getting on your knees and begging for "salvation."
2006-07-05 15:55:37 · answer #1 · answered by wheezer_april_4th_1966 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's a B.S. question. No hairy lump of primordial goo would have the intelligence to be an atheist. Had a pretty smart mom, too.
2006-07-05 23:02:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok first f all there is really no such thing as an atheist . see you have to have a higher power you think everyone else believes in there fore you do have a thought concept of what higher pwer should be like , but in someway failed you so you choose to fall from it . now i aint sayin what your higher power should be only that you have a thought concept of one or you just wouldn't mention it. so you are going to either go on living a lie and bring yourself down with your non belief and ruin alot of things in your life or grow the **** up and admit that first you have to make some changes in order to belong to some thing, and as far as everything failing you and you seeing no hope for yourself get over what happened to you move on and enjoy life this is only the beginning of the end. now as far as this babbling nonsense about this fantasy botfriend either tell him the truth and let him go or stick with him and let him bring you down simple choices had decisions ? ask yourself this is he perfect in the world or is he perfect for me ?
2006-07-05 23:01:48 · answer #3 · answered by countjupiter 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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"Love of one man is a barbarity: for it is practised at the expense of all the rest. Also the love for God." --Nietzsche
You stand beyond good and evil, Olive Flower girl. Of course, you are free to do as you want. Look into the goo, and pick yourself a new hottie cuttie atheist boyfriend if it suits you. And keep giving us questions, plz. We enjoy spreading answers.
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2006-07-06 06:31:43 · answer #4 · answered by reading_is_dangerous 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes.....He and I have through His sweet Cross become intensely One through quantum teleportation.....we moved past any theory and are now in wonderful free flowing QUANTUM TELEPORTATION as He shines His beautiful face on mine while i adore and caress Him with words of love and adoration...We are dancing in awesome quantum states of love and light...which transport in a quantum teleporting still small voice all the secrets of the universe...This worship in fact is not hindered by the macro or micro biotic levels of the human brain but rather has sped forth into my inner being in quintisential and quantum states of deep space light....i.e. Heavens light...I hope this doesnt confuse you...but Im having a quantum blast on a nucleur spiritual level.....plz advise me with any advice to add to my fortunate dilemna.....
Col 1:16 For by Jesus were all things created, that are in heaven, and that are in earth, visible and invisible, whether they be thrones, or dominions, or principalities, or powers: all things were created by Jesus, and for Jesus:
Col 1:17 And Jesus is before all things, and by Jesus all things consist
2006-07-05 23:02:43 · answer #5 · answered by His eyes are like flames 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hunt the mastodon. You'll have a freezer full of meat for two years.
2006-07-05 22:59:23 · answer #6 · answered by evolver 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I agree with achs_reject... this is too interesting!
But, seriously, why do you need other people to telly you whether or not it's okay to break up with somebody, especially since it looks as though you've already made up your mind?
2006-07-05 22:59:16 · answer #7 · answered by Stephen 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can... but you shouldn't... You are meant for one another... One is weirder than the other.
I wish you a lifetime of weirdness and happiness together.
2006-07-06 01:17:02 · answer #8 · answered by Adrian R 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow! You are lucky, God ripped one of my ribs out to make my girlfriend.
2006-07-05 23:16:44 · answer #9 · answered by Beavis Christ AM 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You don't need just one shrink. Go to Austria and hire yourself a whole team.
2006-07-05 22:59:03 · answer #10 · answered by RON C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋