I will be truly impressed if anyone can top this:
I'm extremely hazy on just what happened, but about a year ago I woke up in an alley behind a tatoo parlor south of the border. My wallet was gone, and there was a name I can't pronounce tattoed on my arm.
This would be funny to me normally, but I just got served with a paternity suit. And the name on the suit matches the one on my arm.
So it would really make me feel better to hear that there are people who have done something more stupid than that while under the influence.
2006-07-05 15:41:16 · 15 answers · asked by Professor Chaos386 4 in Politics & Government ➔ Civic Participation
Sorry if this is the wrong category, but I couldn't find one that seemed right for this question.
2006-07-05 15:41:49 · update #1
amyza29- shut up, meathead.
cyndi- I don't know yet.
2006-07-05 15:55:25 · update #2
went home with a known wacko b/c I thought he was so hot, and then had to sneak out after he fell asleep and luckily, before we screwed, cross a four lane highway and get my car b/c I was afraid of him
2006-07-05 15:56:26 · answer #1 · answered by JUJUBE 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Okay so there was this bar/club I used to go to all the time. I was 19 but had fake id - so me and my two best friends went there and got smashed!!! at the end of the night we were trying to get back home to my house but once my friend started to drive we realized she was too drunk to drive so we stopped the car in the middle of the road and got out. But it was really hot so we saw that we were near a dunkin donuts that had sprinklers on behind it. We decided to take our clothes off and run naked through the sprinklers. So you can imagine - three naked Drunk 19 year old girls right outside a Dunkin Donuts with the car in the middle of the street!!! We were so screwed!! The cops (yes, believe it or not, there were cops at dunkin donuts) took us all home and made us explain to our parents what we were doing!!! It was humiliating and we got tickets for indecent exposure - even though we looked pretty good - LOL!!!!
I still think yours wins though - ouch - was the baby really yours?
2006-07-05 22:51:46 · answer #2 · answered by cyndi71mom 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was wasted and losing at a game of pool. So, I jumped up on the pool table and kicked all the balls off the table. I had to run away after that, good thing the bouncer was fat.
Yesterday, I decided it was a good idea to act like the muppet that throws food. What did they expect? The popcorn was stale. I still can't figure out how I got out of the popcorn maker though. I think the bouncer helped me out???
2006-07-05 22:48:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think pepsi kinda makes me do dumb stuff, can we include pepsi on this one? I'll make my own but yeah once I drank a giganto size of pepsi and just kept drinking it and drinking it until under a prepetual daze. So what I did was played soo many video games the night turned to day, I need to go into rehab, not kidding, serious.
2006-07-10 22:14:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have heard I have done many funny and / or stupid things while under the influence..
I would share, but I don't know how valid or exactly the truth of what happened... I personally do not remember..LOL
2006-07-05 22:47:09 · answer #5 · answered by The Chesire Cat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, ouch man. The worse thing I have done, hm. Drank a lot and woke up next to something I didn't want to wake up near. Yeah, the classic one.
2006-07-05 22:45:09 · answer #6 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont think I can top that but..... I am not a fighter. One night (years ago) I got really drunk (I dont do this anymore), and we were all at a local hang out and this big ole redneck girl pulls up next to me in her car and yells "You just yelled f*** you to me!", I said "No I didnt, F***You!", she says "Youre a crazy b****". Stupid me jumps out of my car to confront this huge redneck woman. She gets out of her car, I get one good punch in, next thing I know, I am on the ground with her big butt sitting on me. She says , "You had enough", me, with liquid courage in me, tries to swing again, and her friend steps on my fist with her high heel! Meanwhile my friend is watching this with no offer of assistance (I guess she was not as stupid as I was that night). Anyway, she got up and left, and I with a very wounded ego left and I have never been in another fight or that condition again, Thank God!
2006-07-06 00:08:04 · answer #7 · answered by SweetPiper 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Went skinny dippin in "some ones" pool, at 3 in the morning!
2006-07-05 22:50:04 · answer #8 · answered by Katz 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Drive.
2006-07-06 02:50:32 · answer #9 · answered by PSG_30127 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not sure, but I think I voted for Bill Clinton in 1996. I think that's much worse than what you did.
2006-07-05 22:46:45 · answer #10 · answered by meathead76 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋