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There are three guys, a Japanese guy, American guy, and Chinese guy. A geney will give the guy three wishes if he survives jumping out of a plane 3,000 ft in the air. So the Japanese guy goes first. He dies. American guy goes second he dies. The Chinese guy goes last e survives. The geney asks him how he lived. " Me Chinese me think fast me put pillow up my as*."

2006-07-05 15:13:51 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

31 answers

huh?

2006-07-05 15:15:18 · answer #1 · answered by CheerChic1022 3 · 0 0

I've heard variations of this old joke. I guess it's funny in some way but a little stupid. And why is it always the Chinese person who gets the punch line? I'm just wondering cuz that's what it always is.

2006-07-05 22:16:11 · answer #2 · answered by Low Point of Zenith 3 · 0 0

Why the American and the Japenese got ##### because they did not cover their asses?Must be the North Koreans are putting a pillow to cover their asses now and not the chinese.

2006-07-05 22:24:24 · answer #3 · answered by bzbint 2 · 0 0

I remember it being a father pissed about his daughter getting pregnant and all died but the chinese man who said oops, oops, me play trick, me put chocolate on my..... well nevermind you get the point.

2006-07-05 22:31:54 · answer #4 · answered by ticklefoot 4 · 0 0

it's not that funny, in fact it's kinda stupid. you might find some people that like it though, because people are different. but some one ight find that offensive, becareful of where you say that joke and who you say it to.

2006-07-05 22:18:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

that's not funny even in the loosest sense of the word

2006-07-05 22:15:43 · answer #6 · answered by schuyler 2 · 0 0

That is not funny, that is idiotic, immature, stupid, and lame. Don't tell it to anyone.

2006-07-05 22:16:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

not to sound nasty but...not that funny. But then again, Im not much for racial jokes.

2006-07-05 22:16:22 · answer #8 · answered by Courtney 2 · 0 0

Love to pass jokes on, that is what it is all about. Would love to pass it on.... BUT, it just isn't pretty.

2006-07-05 23:20:18 · answer #9 · answered by iiiis 3 · 0 0

Not so funny

2006-07-05 22:23:32 · answer #10 · answered by curstadevon 4 · 0 0

I don't think it was funny. not at all. just being honest

2006-07-05 22:29:08 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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