You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a
> valley and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same
> speed as you.
> In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car
> and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground
> level.
> Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the same
> speed as you. What must you do to safely get out of this highly
> dangerous situation?
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> (scroll down)
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> Answer:Get off the children's "Merry-Go-Round", you're drunk.
>
>
2006-07-05 15:05:48 · 14 answers · asked by ticklefoot 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hey that really happed to me that is not funny i could have gotting killed
2006-07-05 15:47:39 · answer #1 · answered by billfos780 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute One! This is my sons new favourite joke. I asked him to leave out the drunk part though... Thanks for the smile
2006-07-07 00:59:02 · answer #2 · answered by 4mom 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats a funny one..thx for sharing...have a great evening i know i am*smiles*
2006-07-05 22:10:03 · answer #3 · answered by Starbright 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2006-07-05 22:08:07 · answer #4 · answered by oh dang!its Katie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is funny, i dont care who you are that there is funny right there yes sir - e
2006-07-05 22:32:22 · answer #5 · answered by Evan K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah no yes nope
2006-07-05 22:17:22 · answer #6 · answered by Laura Lovehagle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's a good one...
never heard it before
:)
2006-07-05 23:47:59 · answer #7 · answered by Me_Myself_&_I 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how about: stop operating chidren's rides, you dumb carnie?
2006-07-05 22:09:59 · answer #8 · answered by fricatease 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny!
2006-07-05 22:53:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha, that's great! :)
2006-07-05 22:08:39 · answer #10 · answered by i_luv_the_irish23 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋