What is the tackiest wedding you ever had to attend?

Question

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Answer 1

I'm not sure this is "tacky", but the cheapest wedding I ever went to was one where all they served was ONE plate of veggies and dip for about 30 people. I think we even had to pay for our own drinks?!! It was a little nuts.

Answer 2

One had a bride with a $3K wedding dress, but a no host bar and terrible food, and no taking care of the guests while the B&G were taking photos. You could't hear the incredibly long ceremony because it was next to a freeway, it started an hour late, and the seating arrangements were completely lame.

Another was a 'budget' wedding with a head table and terrible seating arrangements. The wedding started 45 minutes late because the minister didn't show on time. The bride seemed to be acting her way through her vows - putting on a show for the guests. During the reception, the groom didn't get chance to toast, the bar was no-host, the food was dreadful (no one ate it), the music was for 15 year old wanna be rappers, and the place was just tacky. Even the groomsmen were leaving right after dinner it was so bad. The groom ended up apologizing to *his* guests for it being so bad as the bride danced the night away with her other friends, completely oblivious to how *his* guests were being treated.

The third was a bride who had a huge fancy wedding dress, over 200 guests, many of whom she had only met once or twice, and the food was served on styrofoam plates from a costco type cold cut tray.

Answer 3

My boyfriend went to one 2 weeks ago that was the capitol of Tackyville. In order to save space, I'll list:
- Bride is a succubus (sucks the lifeforce and soul of her now husband). She is also just a terrible human being, but that is beside the point.
- The bride and groom were 1 1/2 hour late b/c they slept in and forgot they were getting married.
- There were 12 people; including wedding party and pastor. Average age was 17 (excluding her parents).
- Made all those who attended to carry a blade no shorter that 6" on campus property (which is illegal)
- Never had a rehersal or met the pastor until the ceremony (not even before the ceremony!)
- Bride wore white, shortsleeved shirt, black corset (was too small for her), and white skirt (also too small). Belly rolled all over the place.
- One of the guests wore jeans, a black bra, and black see-through, longsleeved mesh shirt (also very saggy person). Was also very drunk at an 11am ceremony.
- Granted they had a very pretty site (an Arboritum on campus), they didn't reserve the site or pay for the use. Totally tresspassed


I understand not having enough money (which they don't) or being a very budget-minded bride (which she isn't). Those things happen. But if only I could show you the pictures........ you would understand what I mean.

Answer 4

I walked in the front door and saw a lady with her hair all done up and in a long white dress and I thought, "Oh no! Am I late! Is she getting ready to walk down the aisle already?" It was the bride's mother! How tacky is that? And during the wedding, the bride and groom wouldn't hardly even look at eachother. It was all like a big joke to them. Needless to say, they are already divorced. The only great moment from that wedding was that they had those little disposable cameras on the table, and when my mom had her mouth wide open to take a big bite of cake, I snapped a picture of her! She was so mad! And there was nothing she could do about it! It was so awesome.

Answer 5

the tackiest wedding i ever went to was at the couples apartment there was no food only drinks and some of the gifts that they received were wrapped in newspaper

Answer 6

The bride & groom had dated & lived together forever & I guess they felt like they might as well get married. (No kids or anything.) When the ceremony was over, all the bridesmaids & users walked smiling down the aisle & the bride & groom were both scowling. They looked like they would have been happier shopping for toilet paper.

During dinner at the reception, the head table was served first & obviously finished first...the groom came wandering over to our table (we were seated w/ his parents) and he says to his mom, "What are we supposed to do now?? This is the most boringest thing I've ever been to......"

Answer 7

Everything was green and gold lame' (lah-may). The colors were more along the lines of Christmas but it was in the middle of July. There was also a horrid looking "blinking"gold lame heart on a lattice wall behind the wedding cake that lit up with yellow lights.

Answer 8

Too many things happened through out the entire wedding ordeal.
I should have had a video camera.Too many details to explain, but the hillbillies had no idea what a bouquet toss was. The bride tossed it in the air and it literally, no ACTUALLY, hit the girls in their faces and heads, as they stood there motionless with blank stares on their faces.

The DJ had to EXPLAIN to them what it was, that was going on. They had to do it again.

Answer 9

I went to one that started out just fine. Then, they were taking pictures of bride & groom and wedding party. Some people had to leave so they started giving the groom envelopes with money in them. He handed them to his mother for her to hold for him while they were taking pics. When the bride saw him giving the envelopes to his mother, she started screaming out in anger and cursing in the church. She got so mad, she threw the wedding bouquet and stuck the little flower girl in the stomach and the little girl started to cry. The bride kept on being like that and stormed out of the church saying, "This marriage is over!" If you want to find out how this story ultimately ended, tune in next time.

Answer 10

Think cinderella, prince charming and fairy god father give away. THAT WAS JUST THE WEDDING... the reception got far worse. At the end of the night they drove away in a beat up chevy dressed up as a pumpkin.

...talk about tacky