My wife-to-be and her brother are tight, and he wants to attend the bachelor party. He thinks that we'll have innocent fun with the pair of strippers that I've invited. However, I'm buddies with one of the strippers and she wants to give me a 'special' present, if you catch my drift. I want her so bad, but I'm afraid that bro will rat me out to my future wife. What should I do? Do I hook up with the hottie stripper one last time somewhere else, or not hook up, or dump the bro but risk pissing off my future wife? I'm so confused, and there's only two weeks left until the wedding. What's a guy to do?
2006-07-05 14:22:56 · 51 answers · asked by seenon6continents 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Weddings
meet the stripper somewhere else and get ur groove on and then go to the bachelor party.
2006-07-05 14:25:03 · answer #1 · answered by rockydriver22 5 · 2⤊ 6⤋
OK, number one, your fiancee's brother MUST attend a bachelor party with you. If you try to throw the party without him, you will instantly gain the mistrust of him, your future wife, and the in-laws, who whether you believe it or not, know what can happen at a bachelor's party. You must have the brother there, so he can vouch for your innocence in all of the naughty hijinks that will occur. Also, having a brother in law that you're cool with is essential to maintaining a good marriage, because there's no other fishing/hunting/bowling/drinking buddy that your wife will trust. You need this dude on your side.
Secondly, your stripper friend cannot come to the party with him. You are her livelyhood, and she will fight to keep you single by doing the nastiest possible things in front of him, and then doing the same things with anyone else around so that he begins to worry that you might endanger the STD health of his sister. If he knows there are two strippers, get a replacement.
Thirdly, you want to pound that stripper in the A hole till she looks like the hole in a doughnut, and you want to do it right there at the bacherlor party. I must agree with all the other people that called you names. This would not be good for your marriage, and her brother will let it slip that this happened at some point. Not good for your marriage, or your reputation.
I would say a lot of bad things about you as a person, but my years in the Navy have shown me that many people far less respectable than you have numerous admirable qualities, so who the F am I to judge, right? I'd probably be doing the same thing in your situation, if I had even half the game needed to get in such a situation.
So, since this is Yahoo Answers, and not Yahoo moral Guidance... it sounds to me like you should be throwing two bachelor parties. One for the friends of the bride, and one for the friends of the groom. Now next time you plan a marriage, remember not to tell the bride about the stag party.
2006-07-05 19:58:17 · answer #2 · answered by ye_river_xiv 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First of all the most important question you should ask yourself is..."Am I sheep?"
Because the fact that you are even participating in a bachelor party just shows a robotic and antiquated way to think. No, you should not "hook up" with the stripper and you should not have a bachelor party. You are going down a path of disrespect to your future wife that will grow as the years go by and the next desired opportunity arises. Wake up man....and act like a real man to your marriage.
2006-07-05 14:31:22 · answer #3 · answered by Charlooch 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Okay, if you really need an answer to this than you have no right to be getting married. You have someone who is willing to spend the rest of your life with you and you're actually asking an open question out on the internet about this. I hope that not only is she reading this question and dumps you but that you get AIDS from this stripper. You are beyond STUPID! Go and grow up and then be honest with your fiance as to what you are actually contemplating.
2006-07-06 15:42:34 · answer #4 · answered by Patricia D 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You are an asshole for even thinking about accepting that special present. Your wife wont be the last person you ever sleep with because if you can't be faithful now you won't ever and eventually you will be divorced because you cant handle the responsibility and priveledge of being someone's husband. You will have plenty of opportunity to bang other strippers later because you wont stay married long.
2006-07-05 15:15:52 · answer #5 · answered by Sarah J 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If your fiancee, while you were still just dating, had cheated on you... you would have dumped her. This is no different. You're a complete piece of ****.
You think just because you're not married yet, it's okay to sleep around? But somehow, when you're boyfriend/girlfriend, it's not? The state between dating and marriage is a free pass to cheat on people? Why the hell would you even marry someone, when you're this retarded about the concept of commitment?
And you're actually stupid enough to come out on a public internet discussion site, and ask for advice on how to cheat on her? My god.
I hope you get AIDS from the stripper.
2006-07-05 15:00:04 · answer #6 · answered by Wen 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You're a jerk. Why get married if you don't even feel guilty about even asking the question?? Sounds like you and the stripper are a whore-ish match made in heaven.
Oh, tell your future wife your concern. I'm sure she will have some wonderful advice for you.
2006-07-05 14:28:18 · answer #7 · answered by animal_mother 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Have your bachelor party far ahead of the wedding. Invite your wife-to-be's brother. Let him personally witness your "special gift." Do this maybe six months to a year before the wedding. You'll lose a lot less of your deposit money, and your bridesmaids won't be stuck with a dress they'll never wear.
2006-07-05 18:08:44 · answer #8 · answered by Gabby_Gabby_Purrsalot 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Shame on you!
You definitely should call off the wedding immediately if you care at all about your future wife. That you would even consider doing anything like what you have suggested shows you obviously have little regard for her to begin with.
You're disgusting, and I hope the poor girl you're about to marry finds out what a dog you are.
2006-07-06 05:15:55 · answer #9 · answered by Shower Gal 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The thoughts you have of wanting another woman, that makes you unfaithful. If your wife to be was having passionate thoughts of another man and had to ask COMPLETE STRANGERS if she should have sex with him (any kind of sex) would you trust her to marry her?!? If you tell her what you are thinking about, she will most likely leave you out of a serious lack of trust, but you wouldn't be an honest man to stay with her if you truely want someone else! Marriage can bring two people into the best years of their lives, but if one or both are not really ready for the commitment, it can lead to the most devastating thing anyone could do. Think about it dear.
2006-07-05 15:33:59 · answer #10 · answered by Consultant 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Geez. So you're getting married right? To a woman you must love very much... so why would you cheat on her just because you want to get your rocks off one last time?
Would you be pissed if she ****ed some guy? I would think yes. So why would it be alright for you to do that to her?
It's not right.
But if you are a scumbag, then yea, go ahead and rock out with your **** out. Do your kids a favor and don't have any though. That way when you divorce a couple years down the line you won't be hurting them too.
2006-07-05 14:30:54 · answer #11 · answered by clockwork 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋