A GUY GOES TO A SUPERMARKET AND NOTICES A BEAUTIFUL BLONDE WAVE AT HIM AND SAY'S "HELLO."
HE'S RATHER TAKEN ABACK, BECAUSE HE CAN'T PLACE WHERE HE KNOWS HER FROM, SO HE SAYS "DO YOU KNOW ME?"
TO WHICH SHE REPLIES "I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS."
NOW HE THINKS BACK TO THE ONLY TIME HE HAS EVER BEEN UNFAITHFUL TO HIS WIFE AND SAYS, "MY GOD, ARE YOU THE STRIPPER FROM MY BACHELOR PARTY THAT I LAID ON THE POOL TABLE WITH ALL MY BUDDIES WATCHING,WHILE YOUR PARTNER WHIPPED ME WITH WET CELERY AND THEN STUCK A CARROT UP MY .?".
SHE SAID "NO, I'M YOUR SON'S MATH TEACHER."
2006-07-05 14:01:14 · 27 answers · asked by scott g 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha...
not too dirty, just a little graphic...
keep it G rated...
but it is funny!
2006-07-05 14:05:18 · answer #1 · answered by §}:{§ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny-Thanks 4 the laugh I needed it!
2006-07-05 14:07:58 · answer #2 · answered by I♥myPitbulls 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. Hilarious. How embarassing.
2006-07-05 15:10:10 · answer #3 · answered by Ms.Help 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well kinda I mean I wouldn't share it with kids or anything like that.
2006-07-05 14:14:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is funny. I didn't get it at first, then I'm like "Oh! Ha, I get it now!"
2006-07-05 14:14:07 · answer #5 · answered by Robot♥Ninja xXx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lols awesome joke check ya later ♥
2006-07-05 14:29:47 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kinda, I got it in an e-mail. Very cute.
2006-07-12 11:39:04 · answer #7 · answered by all things mystical 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's cute
2006-07-05 14:46:12 · answer #8 · answered by Katie Girl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow lmao well i culd see hw he came to the wrong conclusion
2006-07-05 14:29:03 · answer #9 · answered by aleacia f 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny not dirty heard better
2006-07-05 16:07:58 · answer #10 · answered by bossybabe23 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋