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is that funny or not for a t shirt or bumper sticker

2006-07-05 13:54:24 · 15 answers · asked by stone cold 4 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

15 answers

Yes it's funny.
I am a grandma of 7 who will not give up her old Camaro with a bumper sticker that says "Yes it's fast. No you can't drive it!". This would be the second bumper sticker on that car. Anything to make the parents of my grands say, "There she goes again!"

2006-07-08 06:00:43 · answer #1 · answered by brenda c 2 · 0 0

I dont get it: Check this out:

A man tells his wife that he's going out to buy cigarettes. When he gets to the store he finds out it's closed. So the guy ends up going to the bar to use the vending machine. While there, he has a few beers and begins talking to this beautiful girl. He has a few more beer and the next thing he knows he's in this girl's apartment and having quite a pleasurable time. The next thing he know it was 3:00 AM.
"Oh my, god, my wife is going to kill me!" he exclaimed. "Quick give me some talcum powder!"

She gets him some and he rubs it all over his hands. When he got home his wife is up waiting for him and she's furious. "Where the hell have you been!"

He says, "Well to tell you the truth, I went into a bar, had a few drinks, went home with this blonde and I slept with her." "Let me see your hands!" she demands. He shows his wife his powdery hands.

"Damn liar, you were out bowling again!"

2006-07-05 15:46:10 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 · 0 0

That is funny! But I would leave out the "don't push your luck".

2006-07-06 14:04:57 · answer #3 · answered by mageta8 6 · 0 0

if that is a real you* in that pix..... then i say you could have it as a bumper sticker... but not a *shirt....lolz!!

2006-07-05 14:10:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Ummm, not really.
I like "Rehab is for Quiters" better.

2006-07-11 13:58:11 · answer #5 · answered by jmiller 5 · 0 0

i think so for steve austin. i think u r the real steve austin u r soooooo cute heee

2006-07-08 18:15:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

i dont get it. its not that funny but i guess u cna put it on a tshirt

2006-07-05 14:30:59 · answer #7 · answered by aleacia f 2 · 0 0

yeah.....maybe for a bumper sicker

2006-07-05 14:13:05 · answer #8 · answered by GravityGirl 3 · 0 0

it's tired....might possibly crack a smile but would never induce laughter

2006-07-06 14:11:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

not funny

2006-07-05 14:03:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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