A fellow was invited to the home of some old friends for dinner.
His buddy preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc.
The guest was impressed since the couple had been married almost 70 years, and while the wife was off in the kitchen he said to his friend,
"I think it's wonderful that after all the years you've been married, you still call your wife those lovely names."
The old guy hung his head. "To tell you the truth, I forgot her name about ten years ago."
2006-07-05 13:53:13 · 15 answers · asked by iamigloo 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
chikchikbauhau..lolz!
2006-07-05 14:05:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Hey! Funny!
2006-07-05 21:29:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe!!! awesome! here's another:
a couple are having breakfast on their 50th anniversary.
The old woman says "Boy ,it seems like only yesterday when we met."
He says "Yup, sure does dearheart."
She says "I have to admit though, you still get me heated up!"
He grins and says "You mean right now?"
She says "Why, yes, darling."
He says "I don't think it's me, honey."
She says "What makes you say that, pudding?"
He says "Because, one of your boobs is in your oatmeal and the other is in your tea!"
2006-07-05 21:38:12 · answer #3 · answered by scratchwhiplash 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very cute! I saw the punchline coming though. But I smiled anyway.
2006-07-05 21:36:15 · answer #4 · answered by Gremlin789 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good job-u got a laugh from me!
2006-07-05 21:10:58 · answer #5 · answered by I♥myPitbulls 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice joke, but still waiting for the questoin
2006-07-06 02:36:07 · answer #6 · answered by steven 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol..pretty funny. I give it a 7 !!
2006-07-05 20:57:40 · answer #7 · answered by altruistic 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was really funny!
2006-07-05 21:18:10 · answer #8 · answered by mommieslilsweet 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny funny
2006-07-05 22:54:41 · answer #9 · answered by Laura Lovehagle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats good. nice one.
2006-07-05 21:14:37 · answer #10 · answered by GravityGirl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's cute I like it! funny stuff!
2006-07-05 21:09:33 · answer #11 · answered by sixteensgrl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋