Can i have a really funny joke!?

Question

I have a short funny joke but after the short joke can you give me a really funny joke?Funniest gets 10 pts! Here it is.....

The 7 dwarfs were sittin in the tub feelin happy.



So happy got up and left!


HAHAHAHA!!!!!

Remember give me a joke

Answer 1

Okay, here goes--
A wife wasn't feeling well so she went to the doctor. When she got home her husband asked what the doctor said. She replied that the doctor wasn't sure what was wrong and said she had to take a urine test. She wasn't sure what that was and her husband wasn't sure either. He suggested that she ask their next-door neighbor, since she seemed pretty smart. So the wife went over and asked. She came back about 20 minutes later, all scratched and bruised, and the husband asked what happened to her. She replied, "Well, I went over there and all I asked was what was a urine test. And she told me to piss in a bottle. So I told her to **** in the creek, and the fight was on!!"

Answer 2

There was a blonde a brunette and a red-head. They were lost in the forest and needed food. So the three girls set off to catch some food, the red-head went out first. She came back 5 minuites late, with a scratched elebow, and a black eye, but...she had a rabbit! The girls asked how she did it. The red-head replied "Find the tracks, follow the tracks, kill the rabbit". So next was the brunette. She set out, and came back 30 minuites later, with a broken arm, a black eye, and a bloody face, but..she had a Bear!!! The girls were stunned, that she got a bear, so they asked how she did it. The brunette responded "find the tracks, follow the tracks, kill the bear." It seems as though this method was working, so the blonde went out to do what the other girls did. She left and came back 2 hours later, with a missing leg, no eyes, and an opened up skull, and no food what so ever. They asked what happened, why she didn't bring back any food. The blonde responded "Find the tracks, follow the tracks, get hit by the train."

Answer 3

this is a good one.
A Lesson in Politics

A son asks his father, "What can you tell me about politics? I have to learn about it for school tomorrow."
The father thought some and said, "OK, son, the best way I can describe politics is to use an analogy.
Let's say that I'm a capitalist because I'm the breadwinner.
Your mother will be the government because she controls everything, our maid will be the working class because she works for us, you will be the people because you answer to us, and your baby brother will be the future. Does that help any?"
The little boy said, "Well, Dad, I don't know, but I'll think about what you said."

Later that night, after everyone had gone to bed, the little boy was awaken by his baby brother's crying. Upon further investigation, he found a dirty diaper. So, he went down the hall to his parent's bedroom and found his father's side of the bed empty and his mother wouldn't wake up. Then he saw a light on in the guest room down the hall, and when he reached the door, he saw through the crack that his father was in bed with the maid. The son then turned and went back to bed.

The next morning, he said to his father at the breakfast table, "Dad, I think I understand politics much better now."
"Excellent, my boy," he answered, "What have you learned?"
The little boy thought for a minute and said, "I learned that capitalism is screwing the working class, government is sound asleep ignoring the people, and the future's full of crap."

Answer 4

i don't abt u but this sure made me laugh i dunt think gurl laugh at this kinds joke hope its funn for u

Kissing is a habit
Fu**in is a game
guys get all the pleasure
girls get all the pain
the guys says i love you
and u believe its true
when ur tummy starts to swell
he says the hell with you!
10 minutes of pleasure
9 months of pain
3 days in a hospital
and a baby without a name
the baby is a bas**rd
the mother is a who**
this never would have happened
if the rubber hadnt tore.

Answer 5

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.

The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?"

The operator, in a calm, soothing voice, says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "Okay, now what?"

Answer 6

I got one:
a woman went to a dentist 4 a gum surgery with her head phones on, after the surgery, the dentist removed the head phones so he could tell her that he's done with the surgery. but before he could tell her that, his wife called, and they talked about 5 min.
after the phone call, he found out that the woman is dead, he didn't know why.
when the cops arrived , they found out the cause of her death was
she was listening to a therapist on tape saying: breath in, breath out breath in, breath out ...(when the dentist removed the head phones, she stopped breathing )

Answer 7

ha, Wife finds a majic mirror stands in front of mirror: Mirror mirror on the wall make me the most beautiful /sexiest women in the land. Poof! Wife is most beautiful/sexiest woman in the land.
Husband stand in front of mirror says: Mirror mirror on the wall make my penis hit the floor. Poof! Husband Plomp hits the floor his legs r missing from thighs up. ha

Answer 8

What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?


Beer nuts are $1.25.

Deer nuts are just under a buck.

Answer 9

the rest of your joke...... so happy got up and left. now they're feeling grumpy.

Answer 10

no