I'm breaking up with my gf through email and i want to know what you think of this:
dear nicole,
we have had a great year together but unfortunately it has to come to an end. why you ask? maybe it's me or maybe its just your foot odor. either way my hand satisfies me more than you ever will. this just has to end.....
jerry
2006-07-05 13:30:13 · 14 answers · asked by Crystal J 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
anyway u guys are 2 late i already sent it...
2006-07-05 13:36:13 · update #1
Well there is definatly no sweet talking there. If you are going for something swift and to the point go on with your bad self. Might I suggest:
Dear Nicole,
I have enjoyed the year that we have spent together. It has been something of a decent relationship but recently there are things that I just can not overcome. I do not wish to discuss them with you as they are things that I can just simply not move past. There is nothing you can say or do about it - just know that life moves on and I am as well.
If anything I can pass to you to learn from this relationship, it's that you need to think of others. Please consider doing something about the tremendous foot odor, it's very displeasing and turned me off more than once. Please if you wish to continue longer relationships, do something about this. Also, think about sex. There has been more than once I have had to finish myself. You might want to consider reading some sex books, or practicing on someone (maybe yourself). You simply did not meet my expectations of sexual fulfillment. Good luck on this one.
This has to end as I can not take it anymore. These are just the things that have come to mind. Do not try to argue with me or negotiate for my return. I will not come back.
Sincerely,
Jerry
2006-07-05 13:49:22 · answer #1 · answered by Jacob B 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
boy you have tiny snake balls if you think you should break up with her because of her foot odor or her lack of pleasuring sex. get vibes, toys, learn bondage or something make it interesting. there's a reason for so many kinds of sex! dude I get it. a pussy it sometimes not enough and sometimes your left hand can doo a hell of a lot better then her pussy. so try out stuff hell I can point you to some online stores if you want.
2015-06-02 16:37:18 · answer #2 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's kinda harsh don't ya think?? Try this........
dear Nicole,
we had a great year but.......I think we should see other people. I just don't feel the same way about you anymore. sorry it has to end like this but... I can't deny my feelings.
Jerry
2006-07-05 13:37:31 · answer #3 · answered by babygurl12 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well i think that is inappropriate to hurt someone by being so rude...if u want out of the relationship just tell the person u want to date other people or something kinder then what u wrote!
2006-07-05 13:33:55 · answer #4 · answered by jibbers4204 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dear Jerry
You are and insensitive clod! What a coward! At least have the decency to tell this person to her face that it isn't working out. If you make the comment about her feet you will deserve the black eye she gives you.
2006-07-05 13:35:13 · answer #5 · answered by Elwood 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hand Written Means More. Just Send it express. Unless, this is an on-line relationship.
2006-07-05 13:34:47 · answer #6 · answered by caitie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it is a bit tacky, harsh, but if u think it will do then send it to her .. but my opinion is tell her in person because then u wont be called a pussie
2006-07-05 13:36:16 · answer #7 · answered by hershey_kiss_3000 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sure. But you know that you really don't even have to give her a reason. If you don't want to be with her, then you don't want to be with her.
2006-07-05 13:34:09 · answer #8 · answered by shakia27 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quite tacky and tasteless.
2006-07-05 13:33:30 · answer #9 · answered by adjoadjo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow uhhh that definatly gets to the point...
2006-07-05 13:32:29 · answer #10 · answered by taco 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋