I need to take a drug test will putting visine in my pee cover up marijuana?

Question

I have to take a drug test for marijuana and i smoked lightly two days ago? will visine in my pee help?

Answer 1

You are hosed!!!

When they get back the results it will show Tetrahydrozyline (active ingredient in visine and THC. Then you will be fired!!

Marijuana stays in detectable levels in your system for about 6 weeks in blood samples. Much longer in hair samples.

Next step for you will be "May I get you fries with that burger"???

Answer 2

NO it will not. Run out to your nearest head shop or even GNC and get a bottle of Vail. If you explain what you need without going into detail they can tell you want to get. For the record pat stays in your system for about 21-28 days. The drink if done right will only clear your piss for a few hours.

Answer 3

Prolly not - never heard of that one - lots of water, exercise, dieting, creatine, golden seal, maaaaaaaann. Get the metabolism up and running hard and fast!

Here are some medical FACTS:

After absorption and infusion into the blood, more than 97% of THC and its metabolites are bound to plasma proteins. The octanol/water distribution coefficient is 6,000, the apparent volume of distribution in the body comes to 10 l/kg, typical of a lipophilic drug (Agurell 1986). THC crosses the blood-brain barrier comparatively easily and accumulates in fatty tissues from where it is re-released only slowly into other tissues, such as the blood. It is exponentially eliminated from the plasma, consistent with a multi-compartment model (2-4 compartments) with a terminal (ß-) plasma half-life of about 20-30 hours.

Ninety-five percent of THC is metabolized in the liver. Through microsomal hydroxylation, THC is converted to the equally pharmacologically effective 11-hydroxy-delta-9-THC, which in turn is converted into 11-nor-9-carboxy-delta-9-THC (THC-COOH) by the operation of alcohol dehydrogenase enzymes. Especially after oral administration, the 11-hydroxy-metabolite contributes considerably to the pharmacological effects, equaling those of THC. Besides the main metabolites, more than 20 other decomposition products are formed. The end products are 11-nor-acids and similar, more polar acids. About one third of those metabolites is excreted through the kidneys and about two thirds of them through the feces. The non-metabolized THC (5%) is defecated as well. The excretion through the urine is limited to acid metabolites only. THC-COOH has an elimination half life of 4-5 days.

*********This is prolly NOT what you want to hear***********
The complete elimination of a single THC dose may take up to 2-5 weeks. In chronic, heavy marijuana users, THC metabolites were still detected in the urine after 2-3 months after cessation of consumption.

Answer 4

You might try flushing your system. Drink lots of water, I have seen people pass the test 2 days after getting realy stoned. It's all in the way your body stores fat and how much you smoke. If you are skinny and only smoke once and a while you can pass the test easier than a chunky constant pot head. Good Luck :)

Answer 5

Nope it won't.
Supposedly there are all sorts of "drinks" you can buy but I've been involved in hiring at work and so many people fail the drug test it's not even funny. It's nearly impossible to fudge a test and not get caught.

Answer 6

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Answer 7

Not to my knowledge. You gotta remember that that stuff stays in your system for months and I doubt a little visine will make it go away.

Answer 8

Are you silly? Absoultey not! 2 tablespoons of powered vitamin c with 4 gallons of water per day for 3 days. Good luck buddy!

Answer 9

The best way to pass a drug test it to use a couple of drops of bleach, that will cover up ANY drugs in your urine.

Answer 10

Here is an idea..GROW UP, stop being an idiot and give up stupid pot smoking. People have to learn to grown up and be responsible if you want to get anywhere in this world. Unless you are insanely rich and your name is Paris Hilton, your screwed. Its not the end of the world. Just tkae it with a lesson learned and grow up a bit!