2006-07-05 12:58:58 · 21 answers · asked by Joe 6 in Politics & Government ➔ Government
To timhasafender: If the fender is a guitar, it should be wrapped around your neck. If it is a fender from a car, it should be shoved up your a ss. Punk
2006-07-05 13:18:25 · update #1
Mom of a Boy; Many of my questions have been of a serious nature. When someone suggests you should kill yourself because of a non-serious question, I take exception to that, and do retract my response.
2006-07-06 13:41:19 · update #2
That's a tough question. First, they would have to form committee to discuss the benefits of the changing of the lightbulb. Once the committee makes its recommendation, it would have to go to a floor vote. The process then goes out to tender to decide what company applies to change the lightbulb. Companies would then submit their best price.The winning company then is awarded the job and is about to start work on changing the lightbulb at a cost of $250 million dollars. Just prior to the start of work, it is found that a republican had accepted a bribe. This was determined due to wire taps placed by the FBI. A special judicial senate hearing is called to determine if the president was involved. After a long drawn out affair, the guilty republican is charged with a federal crime and sent to prison.
In the meantime, the cleaning lady who is not a republican or democrat has gone ahead and changed the bulb.
2006-07-05 13:07:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 3⤋
None. They only screw the poor.
Of course, they do need one to say it's Clinton's fault the light is out. The also need one to go on Faux News and say CNN is at fault. They need one to lead a subcommittee to produce a 1000-page report on failed light bulbs during the Carter administration.
2006-07-05 20:00:06 · answer #2 · answered by Wilton P 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
9
One Republican to change it and 8 Supreme Court Justices to clear him after the Democrats claim the light bulb had it's civil rights violated.
2006-07-05 20:06:43 · answer #3 · answered by Mike R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
all of them. theyll all get together and make a plan for the best way to approach the problem of the lightbulb.....then they'll end up burning the house down
2006-07-05 20:02:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It takes one Republican to change a light bulb....he has to tell the Democrat the light is out
2006-07-05 20:01:19 · answer #5 · answered by ginny3282 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10 one to change it and nine to argue if it should be allowed into the United States.
2006-07-05 20:02:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
One, but it takes a village of democrats to change one.
2006-07-05 20:01:01 · answer #7 · answered by Scott c 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow this was about the most unoriginal joke ive ever heard. you should put a hit out on yourself for this.
2006-07-05 20:04:55 · answer #8 · answered by timhasafender 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NONE!
Let the libs fail in the dark!
2006-07-05 19:59:52 · answer #9 · answered by SHOOTER586 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Everyone continues to be negative..What do you hope to gain by asking dumb questions........Think.....ask an intelligent question, I know you can do it>>>..Think>Not nice Aristotle on your additiional remark
2006-07-05 21:12:12 · answer #10 · answered by mom of a boy and girl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋