Why would the god who created 100 bilion light years' worth of galaxies even care about who has sex with whom?

Question

Typo! That's "billion", of course.

Answer 1

Because Leviticus whispered it in his ear. God really did never care about what we did, but some people put in a book, and they tortured God until he cared enough to put his stamp on the book.

Now God truly cares about who sleeps with whom, when they do it, and especially how they do it.

Every morning at 8, God drags himself to work, for another day of condemning all sorts of people. But God is a loyal dude, he signed up for this job, he made a promisse to the writers of the book he gave his Holy Stamp to, and he will keep that promisse!!

He tried to stop his job, by sending his son to the world, he made him die for our sins, and God so much hoped that with that he could stop working and retire.

But some of his sons buddies wrote a second version of His book, and yeah, kids are kids, and God loves kids, so in a moment of weakness he again put a Holy Stamp on a book.

After reading the book, God realized what he had done, and that he almost doubled his working-hours. So, now every day at 6, God drags himself to work, for another horrible day at the office.

He's happy he doesn't have to look all day anymore if somebody is secretly eating shelfish or wearing two-fabriced clothings. Uff, he was so tired of that, all day long looking at the labels of what people were wearing..

Now all he does all day, is watch people having sex. The whole day long he does nothing else. Then he looks up the names of those people, opens his laptop and checks if they were allowed to have this form of sex. Allthough at first, other Gods were extremely jealous, watching sex the whole day sounds like a nice job, God is so tired of it now. Even sex gets boring if it's the only thing you see all freakin day long.

God made Cleopatra move to heaven, just because he liked to have something to look at. He did the same with Marilyn Monroe. What can i say, God is also only human, and sometimes a bit selfish. But he realizes that he can't even look at those female creatures anymore. Every erotic feeling that God once had, is completely killed by his job.

It's sad actually. We humans should create a sex-free day. Even if it's just once a year. Let's vote for this to give God a day off. I think he needs it, and sure as hell he deserves it!!

Answer 2

Dear weemaryanne,

In brief, God would care because God is personal and intimately involved with everything He created. One would have to wonder why God would create something as magnificent as you and then not care!

Here are a couple related things that Jesus said:

"Look at the birds of the air, that they do not sow, nor reap nor gather into barns, and yet your heavenly Father feeds them. Are you not worth much more than they? . . . And why are you worried about clothing? Observe how the lilies of the field grow; they do not toil nor do they spin, yet I say to you that not even Solomon in all his glory clothed himself like one of these. But if God so clothes the grass of the field, which is alive today and tomorrow is thrown into the furnace, will He not much more clothe you?"

"Are not five sparrows sold for two cents? Yet not one of them is forgotten before God. Indeed, the very hairs of your head are all numbered. Do not fear; you are more valuable than many sparrows."

Answer 3

Only HUMANS can have a personal relationship with God the galaxies cannot, and only God has the right to say what is sinful love or not. God created sex for marriage and God wants sex in marriage to give pleasure to husband and wife. The choice is yours, eather God's way of showing love in marriage or the second death for those who refuse God.

Answer 4

According to Islam , God has all that universe , and not all he is doing is watching us . He is watching us , but it is as billions of OTHER things he is caring about , he is watching and ruling all of the universe and we are only just a part of it ... and as he is perfect , he cares about every detail in the universe the same ... so he maybe caring about aliens in 10 billion light year far galaxy , the same care about everyone of his angles, also care about an ant in a mountain in earth , also care about you doing sex with someone without his permission , all the same degree ...

another thing in Islam , commenting on what the answerer bill Clinton , we don't believe that God love us that way , i mean if someone created and controlling all of that universe , created horrible place like hell specially for humans , it's irrational that he would by any mean accept to get beaten , tortured till he dies for any ants like us , in quran he says " and who can do anything if God wanted to kill Jesus and his mother and everybody else on earth" (not a formal translation) and said " christens and Jews said we are God's sons and lovers , tell them (Mohammad) so why does he torture you by your sins . wish for death if you are not lieng in what you claim (if you are very sure about his very loving and fatherhood) "

Answer 5

I'm not sure if I understand the question, but I'll give it a shot. You're saying God exists. You're saying that God is the Creator. You're questioning why God would care about each person's sexual relations. First, I'd say because the Holy Bible tells us that He cares - he established laws which govern our sexual behavior (e.g. commandment against adultery). Second, I think you should consider that God cares not only about "who has sex with whom," but also about you, specifically. And God cares not only about your general well-being, but also He cares for you to spend eternity with Him - that requires your faith in Jesus Christ and your repentence from sin (including inappropriate sex). God is in the breadth of the stars and in the smallest detail of everything He created - and yes, that includes you.

Answer 6

Because He loves you just as much as any other part of His Creation. He is concerned about you and wants what is best for you, not just some man that cant show you the meaning of true love.

When I man is sent into your life by God, then he will be worthy of your love because he can love you the way God intended for you to be loved. Dont settle for anything less.

Answer 7

Because of procreation. You may not care but for a man and woman to marry and have a great sexual union is a excellence in itself and to reproduce beautiful children in the expressive image of themselves and God is a great kind of love! What defiles God's creation is people who try to live a lifestyle outside of morality and its naturalness.

Answer 8

We are governed by laws and rules in our everyday lives. If we speed on the road the cops will fine us.

Just like that we are also governed by a divine set or laws and rules which is known to us as religion . Whether it be Islam, hristianity or Judaism. They all ban commiting adultery and reccomend to get married young if one feels the urge to have intercourse.

Answer 9

I don't know, but it was termed a sin in the Old Testment and New Testament so that is good enough for me. Perhaps it has something to do with the uncleanness of the act.

Answer 10

"Thou shall not commit adultery" is one of the Ten Commandments in the Bible. The Ten Commandments were given by God for us to follow. If you believe in the bible you most probably believe on God.

First of all self-esteem. Love yourself and respect yourself.

God loves us all and He knows what is good for us.

Religious people, ha ha ha this is not a religion, this is God's rule. YES, " GOD RULES ". God created us. We get laid too, by the right person, and know what we choose the right person.

Giving money for church will not forgive your sins. Repentance is the magic word.

God says adultery is a sin and He gave his life for our sins in the cross. I PRAISE THE LORD. THANK YOU JESUS !!!!!!