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Since I am not a Christian, it's kind of like having a sex dream with Zeus. Since the figure is a mythological one, I think it's quite ok to have a sex dream.

Come on - fess up Christians. And remember - Jesus knows if you're lying since he is supposidly everywhere.

2006-07-05 12:29:22 · 21 answers · asked by rt 3 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

I think it's rather interesting that, while I am *sure* many fundamentalist Christians are reading, most of the replies to this question have been from non-Christians.

So, I have a theory about Christians and sexual dynamics with Jesus. I think it's quite interesting that there haven't been as many "no are you crazy!" replies as have been received in other questions, pointing out Christian flaws.

2006-07-05 12:38:53 · update #1

WOW MELISSA T. WE HEAR YOU AND WAY TO GO NOT PASSING JUDGEMENT ON SOMEONE NOT BEING A CHRISTIAN JUST BECAUSE THEY HAVE A SEX DREAM WITH A STRONG, MUSCULAR, RELATIVELY NICE GUY WITH BROWN WAVY LOCKS. I MEAN JESUS COULD HAVE CHOSEN TO HAVE BEEN BORN WITH SEVERE HIRSUTISM AND 4'11" TALL WITH BUCK TEETH, BUT JESUS CHOSE TO BE BORN A HUNKY CARPENTER. DO YOU HEAR ME?

2006-07-05 12:45:31 · update #2

21 answers

hahahahaha, i had a sex dream with that sexy 180 year old man moses......

2006-07-05 12:33:03 · answer #1 · answered by UCSC Slugmaster 4 · 2 1

I've not had a sex dream with Jesus, although I think my friend has. I did have a crush on the Jesus from King of Kings; he had purty eyes. I'm a Neopagan-Hindu-witch-thingy.

2006-07-05 12:48:05 · answer #2 · answered by lalasnake 3 · 0 1

Nope. But I have had a sex dream with my mate. Does that count?

- 16 yo Pagan

2006-07-05 12:33:41 · answer #3 · answered by Lady Myrkr 6 · 0 1

I am agnostic and have never had a sex dream with any gods or jesus or anyone of religious importance

2006-07-05 12:33:23 · answer #4 · answered by marishka 5 · 0 1

Wow. That is HOT.

I've never had a jesus sex dream...but next time I'm gettin' down, I know who I'll be thinking about :-)

2006-07-05 12:35:27 · answer #5 · answered by Carrie S 3 · 1 1

no, i can't say i have...i did have a dream once when i was in junior high where i was on a spaceship leaving earth to go colonize other planets...there were a lot of animals and people on the ship, and i was paired up with the hottest girl in my class...i call it my 'noah's ark dream'-

2006-07-05 12:38:17 · answer #6 · answered by spike missing debra m 7 · 1 1

No, but I did have a torrid dream about sleeping with his sister...the Sonia of God ;0)

wOrd

2006-07-07 17:52:49 · answer #7 · answered by Mad Max 3 · 0 1

HERE'S WHAT MY HUSBAND AND I HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THIS. IF YOU HAVE A SEX DREAM WITH JESUS IN IT,YOU ARE NOT A CHRISTIAN.WE CAN NOT BELIEVE THAT ANYONE WITH FAITH AND FOLLOWING THE WORD OF GOD,THAT ONE WOULD THINK THIS WAY!!!

2006-07-05 12:39:19 · answer #8 · answered by ? 6 · 1 2

I haven't. I'm just getting the points so I can see what lvl 3 prize is. lvl2 prize sucked.

2006-07-05 12:33:26 · answer #9 · answered by RuneWitchSakura1988 4 · 0 1

I did. I'm not a Christian. It really creeped me out too. He was all bloody an stuff. With holes in his hands... *shudder*

2006-07-05 12:33:14 · answer #10 · answered by kaplah 5 · 0 1

Nope. Sorry.

2006-07-05 12:38:22 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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