Whoever can think of the funniest result of me sending an invitation to him wins a bagillion points.
2006-07-05 12:20:56 · 12 answers · asked by vinny 1 in Travel ➔ Asia Pacific ➔ Korea
who is kim jong ll?
2006-07-05 12:22:22 · answer #1 · answered by *aNg3L* 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Jun Bei, Kwai Hao, Jong Kim Il! Tsao jiao cho yung-gao! (are you able to teach what I reported? if so you're an fool! Kim Jong Il is celebrating Kim Jong Il's birthday... Why may you ask this variety of question?)
2016-11-01 06:35:24 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He'd come to your party if you could guarantee him a nice piece of ***. I hear he has a preference for blondes.
Also he will only come if he doesn't have to fly, he's really afraid of flying (and I wonder why???)
I'd say you might get a pretty amazing present out of him, your party could be the start of world war 3! That would really go down in history!
Give it a go.. but if you do invite him, be sure to tell him how much you adore him!
2006-07-05 15:48:26 · answer #3 · answered by kara_nari 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only if you can fix his missles so that they work and don't crash into the Sea!
Oh, and I hear he likes Michael Jordan, so if you could get him to come, then you're guranteed Kim Jong Il would come!
2006-07-07 07:22:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If he can spank your bare bottom with leather while you're tied up to a chair, he would be over in a flash. He's a freak.
2006-07-05 12:23:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no, he would send a nuclear bomb over your house and then you wouldn't have any more birthdays.....
ever.
2006-07-05 12:24:03 · answer #6 · answered by frances.bacon&eggs 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, but his kimchi farts would make you wish he hadn't.
2006-07-05 12:52:24 · answer #7 · answered by ghost_of_larry_fine 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dress yourself as a nuke bomb
.. or as a pack of relief goods hehehe! ^_^
2006-07-06 18:00:14 · answer #8 · answered by jack 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he would just sit on your couch and drink champaigne.
2006-07-06 00:18:00 · answer #9 · answered by Joshua G 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes.
2006-07-05 12:25:44 · answer #10 · answered by 2feEThigh 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋