Do you have a really twsited sense of humor? Examples please?

Answer 1

i love messing with ppl, but it's usually off a whim. Not planned.

Answer 2

Its a sunny day and a young boy is running around a park with a big grin on his face.
He dashes up to a young couple having a picknick on the grass.
"Its my birthday! Guess how old I am!" The young boy gushes.
"I dont know," the woman laughs, "How old?"
"I'm nine!" the boy giggles as he runs off.
He comes to an old woman sitting on the end of a bench feeding breadcrumbs to some birds.
"Its my birthday! Guess how old I am!"
"Well, lets see," the old woman smiles, "I'll say you're about ten."
"Nope!" the boy laughs, "I'm nine!"
Sitting on the opposite end of the bench is a priest reading a newspaper.
"Excuse me." The boy asks, the priest looks over his paper at the boy, "Its my birthday! Guess how old I am!"
"Hmmmm." Rubbing his chin in thought the priest then commences to unzip the boy's fly.
"I do believe you're nine years old" The priest states matter of factly after fondling the boy for a good five minutes.
"Wow!" the boy gasps, "how did you figure that out by touching my naughty no-no parts?!"
"Oh, I didnt figure it out by touching you," the priest says, "I heard you tell that old woman over there."

Answer 3

YES!!! I DO!!!

I feel I am most likely inappropriate at all times. Sexist, racist, bigoted, and socially UN EX CEPT ABLE jokes, stories, or situations make me laugh at ALLLLLL the wrong times!!!

Having said that...I feel I am more grounded and socially aware than my peers!! I get fired up by self righteousness and poor sense of humor!!!!!

Shut it down folks....some times s@#* is just FUNNYYYY!!!
Life is short, laugh a bit!!!

Oh, I also like to screw with people by answering a question as untrue or inappropriately as possible with a completely straight face and walking away or continuing with my work!! Good stuff, you should try!!!

Answer 4

Old People In Meat Grinders


Very Humorous to me.

Answer 5

well you could copyright anything in this world that has not been copyrighted yet and it then belongs to you.

example right now wall-mart is in court with a guy that copyrighted the smiley face years ago and he's trying to collect royalties on it.

i have nothing against the church or god but was thinking of seeing if i could copyright the cross symbol just for the hell of it. then ask the church to pay for the rights...No i would not really take from the church but still owning their most important symbol would be funny to me. is that twisted enough?

Answer 6

Yes, sometimes I offend people. Here's an example of a joke that I'd find funny.
Q. How is a truckload of bricks different than a truckload of dead babies?
A. You can't unload bricks with a pitchfork.
Q.What's funnier than a dead baby?
A.A dead baby in a clown suit.
In poor taste, I know, but amusing just the same.

Answer 7

More like very abstract. Few can understand because my imagination is so vivid and complex. I wish I could give you an example that would make you understand.

Answer 8

what is black and white and black and white and...?
a nun falling down the stairs bahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
what is wrong in a BMW with two priests falling down a cliff?
too bad, you can actually fit 5 inside bohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
what is yellow and then red?
a chick in a microwave dingggggggggggggg
say when and i stop, i have loads

Answer 9

Q: What's better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics?

A: Not being retarded.

Answer 10

I was going to give you an example, but after reading some of the answers, I feel normal now... (^.^)