and lined all the girls up outside in the street to arrest them. While they were waiting to be charged, one of the girl's granny walked past and asked her what she was doing standing around in the street.
"Oh" she replied, very embarrassed ..."They are giving away free oranges and we are just waiting to collect ours!"
"Well, in that case" replied the old granny .."I'll wait with you and get some too"
At that moment, a police officer walked by, spotted the old girl in the queue and asked her .....
"Hey granny .... you're a bit old for this sort of thing ... how do you manage it??"
"Oh simple" she replied ..... "I just pop my teeth out and suck 'em dry" .........
( anyone laughing here ? ) ......... :-)
2006-07-05 11:11:03 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
now read it out to everyone here with me and were all aughing.
2006-07-05 21:25:26 · answer #1 · answered by addicted to this 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Not Bad Funny Boy!!
2006-07-05 11:18:41 · answer #2 · answered by Reginald A 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mmmm sounds like Blythswood square. most of them dont have teeth mind u.....
2006-07-05 11:18:59 · answer #3 · answered by Sluttty McSluttt 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA , that's pretty good, no doubt. Hadn't heard that before.
2006-07-05 11:14:54 · answer #4 · answered by Johnny Blaze 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
past the feather hee hee hee
2006-07-05 11:28:31 · answer #5 · answered by theirsgoldinthemtheirhills 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha nice nice never heard this one before
2006-07-05 14:32:10 · answer #6 · answered by cuckoo meister 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha
2006-07-05 11:21:30 · answer #7 · answered by bullfrog 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
poor old lady
2006-07-05 12:13:03 · answer #8 · answered by Me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kekekekekeeke.....very funny :)
2006-07-06 04:11:47 · answer #9 · answered by mac 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, good one
2006-07-05 11:26:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋