i'm having a really shitty day... i need a good belly laugh!
2006-07-05 10:54:17 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Other - Health
Well lets see. I cant make you laugh but, I what to be a psychiatrist so I can talk. Life is short. Live it well. Why cry when you can laugh? Why sit when you can dance?Why walk when you can run? Why frown when you can smile? Why feel shitty when you can feel great? Go take a jog. Go for some ice cream. Go to paris. Smile.
2006-07-05 11:24:49 · answer #1 · answered by magnolia 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I'm 13 and 4' 7"! And my nicknames (given to me by my best friend) are Tina the fat lard (Tina's already my nickname and then we watched Napoleon Dynamite), Midget, Brussel Sprout (don't ask), Gnome, Evil Little Munchkin, Dwarf, Hobbit, Pot-belly (even though i'm not fat) and so on...yeah...we're a special group
2006-07-05 17:59:57 · answer #2 · answered by tigepopo_fluffyboo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yep. there was a plane flying over to vietnam to deliver supplies to a camp that has been out for a week, and all 2200 of them are almost dead. theres a pilot, a american, a french-american, a texan, and a mexican on board. the pilot notices the plane slowing down anounces that the plane is 300 pounds over weight and three peopl hav to jump. the american and french american both jump on request, and bravely and heroically yell FOR THE COUNTRY! and fall to their doom. the texan looks out the door, at the mexican, bak at the door, grabs the mexican, thros him out the door and triumphantly yells
REMEMBER THE ALAMO!
2006-07-05 18:03:16 · answer #3 · answered by Jake B. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There wer two muffins in an oven the first Muffin says "Gee, it's hot in here" and the other Muffins screams "OH MY GOD A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!"
Hope you have a better day!
2006-07-05 17:59:34 · answer #4 · answered by Hockey_Angel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 termites are sitting at a bar. One turns to the other and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
2006-07-05 17:57:57 · answer #5 · answered by Mr MacB 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no but ur avatar looks funny.
2006-07-05 17:58:05 · answer #6 · answered by baby_t88 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
watch this video, its my favorite
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKXFqGUGdTk&search=mother%27s%20day
2006-07-05 17:58:54 · answer #7 · answered by quikboy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋