I just want some advance warning so I can take some precautions.
2006-07-05 10:48:47 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yes...apparently you can't stop thinking about it before it happens.
2006-07-05 10:51:57 · answer #1 · answered by ginevra1weasley 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Kindergarten Class
The kindergarten teacher is trying to explain to her class the definition of the word "definitely" to them.
To make sure the students have a good understanding of the word, she asks them to use it in a sentence.
When called upon the first student says " The sky is definitely blue".
The teacher said " Well that isn't entirely correct because sometimes it's gray and cloudy".
Another student says "Grass is definitely green".
The teacher again replies, " If grass doesn't get enough water it turns brown, so that isn't really correct".
Another student raises his hand and asks the teacher "Do farts have lumps?".
The teacher replied, "No, and that is not a suitable question for class discussion".
The student replies, "Then I definitely s_h_i_t my pants"
2006-07-06 20:08:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have a funny answer. Maybe you start to feel warm (and by warm I mean really, really warm) and then you just can't take it anymore. And then you spontaneously combust.
2006-07-05 10:53:02 · answer #3 · answered by libgurl2002 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Once I started to spontaneously combust.....lucky for me I was in the bathtub at the time.....
2006-07-07 16:01:25 · answer #4 · answered by DR. HARPOâ⢠5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you get a little hot under the collar jump in the shower immediately or douse your self with a cold beer.
2006-07-05 10:55:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, Thats why its called spotaneous. On the other hand, I'm pretty sure you would start to feel really hot or feverish seconds before you blow up.
2006-07-05 10:55:42 · answer #6 · answered by anissa t 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its just a myth....the government just used spantaneous combustion to cover up their work to kill their target by burning them to death.....(the people that was claime to die of spantaneous combustion) thats why theres so little known cases.
2006-07-05 10:54:25 · answer #7 · answered by RabbitHellFoxHeaven 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL if there is, we wouldn't know cause well, thoes people kinda are burned to ashes before they can write it down..hell even if they wrote it down, it probley burst into flames with them...-laughs-
2006-07-05 10:51:02 · answer #8 · answered by ~Sinfully~Exquisite~Stalking~ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dont know, but thats the way i want to check out, hopefully in a room full of people i dont like
2006-07-05 11:06:13 · answer #9 · answered by chris l 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You start to blow smoke rings when no-one in the house smokes cigarettes - not even you. When you fart and see flames leaping from your ***!
2006-07-05 10:54:57 · answer #10 · answered by Miss Cynic 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋