2006-07-05 09:50:30 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Immigration
don't be silly dar! there is no such thing
2006-07-05 09:55:25 · update #1
imright, you're wrong
2006-07-05 09:57:05 · update #2
sashie ya dosey mare i'm not english nor am i in england.
2006-07-05 10:03:47 · update #3
message for ssguwhatever..go bile yer heid
2006-07-05 10:13:15 · update #4
ian l
shirley you can't mean fatter than wot i is
2006-07-05 10:32:41 · update #5
Actually, that would entitle you to be president of the USA.
2006-07-05 10:19:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 3⤋
You'd only need to remove half your brain to qualify for an American passport: removing all your brain would qualify you for the American Presidency!
2006-07-05 17:00:42 · answer #2 · answered by Apollo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Technically yes, but then if you thunk like a septic you'd not want to go anywhere else than yer own stupid country, so you wouldn't probably bother getting one.
2006-07-06 04:38:44 · answer #3 · answered by Kango Man 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you mean ... IF? :) No, you would also have to become an American citizen ... and to become one of those, you'd have to have a functioning brain ... so ... sorry .... you'll have to stay in England with the rest of the brainless chavs ... :)
2006-07-05 17:02:20 · answer #4 · answered by Sashie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, sweetheart, but you'd qualify for membership in the Democratic Party or Labour, depending.....
2006-07-05 16:55:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No you wouldn't.
You wouldn't be able to fill in the form or answer the questions.
Your options would be limited but I would recommend you stay in the lunatic asylum.
2006-07-06 12:37:29 · answer #6 · answered by jonnnboy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe if it were replaced with a functioning American brain.
2006-07-05 16:53:48 · answer #7 · answered by DAR 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No but you could qualify to run for the Republican Party.
2006-07-05 16:51:56 · answer #8 · answered by sassyk 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NO! You’d be a candidate for a wooden jacket and destined to the cemetery friend?
2006-07-06 04:33:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You want to be an inanimate object? I don't think so, but there may be a job for you on the liberal left as their spokesperson. "polly want a cracker?"
2006-07-05 16:55:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You would need to supersize your body also - the fatter the better
2006-07-05 17:30:09 · answer #11 · answered by Ian L 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋