i smoke alot of pot...i have to take a piss test now. what can i take to cleanse my urine :)?

Answer 1

Nothing. THC is fat soluable and can be present, in chronic smoker's pee, for up to 3 months. After 6 to 8 weeks of not smoking you can use one of the commercially available flushing agents and drink tons of water for a few days beforfe hand to hopefully give you a sample that will pass a simple panel drug screen.

Do not fall for any bull about any substance that can clean your urine because it can't, and there are no masking agents that work. The only thing that does work is time and trying to dilute the sample through constant flushing for 2 days prior to the exam.

But flushing will only work on the panel tests. not a real Chromograph/Mass spectrometry or a blood test. So if this is a DOT style test flushing won't work; just time. ANd if the sample is very light in color you may be asked to explain or submit another sample, so don't light up right after leaving the test site.

Answer 2

I'm sure you've heard every way known to man, know the facts first of all. If you are skinny and have a high motabalism then water lots of it, fallowed by cranberry juice, I garentee you will be clean within two weeks. I know this because I was on intensive formal prob. 5 years and I smoked the whole time,I still do. Also hold it right till the test, don't eat, take vitamins too not a lot though. I've never tried the stuff you get from the head shops but I've heard mixed stories. Water is by far your best bet. If you are non athletic and sit on your butt all day smokin, eatin, giving us pot heads a bad wrap then you deserve your fate and you should just quit. Cleansing the system of impurities is based souly on your amount of body fat and how your body processes food, everyone is different. Last if it is important then bite the bullet deal with the withdrawls cause you will have them don't care who you are and stop smokin, that is a sure pass. Habits aren't easy so put some thought into what you really want. Good luck

Answer 3

well, you are probably screwed. It took me 18 days to be clean after years of pot smoking. you can try some of that crap to add to it, but it may not work and it may show up on the test. I dont smoke anymore since that happened to me, luckily my employer was kind, since I was honest about it and all, they gave me a chance and tested me again in 18 days and came negative.

Answer 4

I don't know if it'd work but you could drink A LOT of water and mix it with lemon juice.
I think you should just be honest, but if your really in a pickle 4-5 bottles of water and lemon juice.
And don't smoke pot anymore. All it does is mess with your brain and take your money.

Answer 5

This is nothing you can do. The marijuana is stored in your fat cells for six weeks. You can't alter your fat cells so there is no possibility of evasion. Unless you last smoked 6 weeks ago, you are practically in my own words "screwed".

Answer 6

DEAL WITH IT. If you want to be a pothead, you should take urine tests into considersation before doing so- not after!

Answer 7

Lots of Pepsi or vinegar/honey/water or get the flush drink at GNC. Just ask 'em they'll know what you r talking about.

Answer 8

i heard that coke/pepsi works if you mix it with a laxitive and vineger



But I think Your Pretty Much screwed shouldnt have smoked the pot

Answer 9

Not a thing in the world to do that. Plus, marijuana stays in your system for a month. You, my friend, are screwed.

Answer 10

I hope you get busted for being ignorant!!!