2006-07-05 09:44:05 · 4 answers · asked by Missing Miami 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
There once was a man from Nantucket
his dick was so long he could suck it
he said with a grin
while wiping his chin
"If my ear was a cnt I would *** it!"
2006-07-05 09:58:05 · answer #1 · answered by scratchwhiplash 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There once was a man from Nantucket
Who kept all his cash in a bucket.
But his daughter, named Nan,
Ran away with a man
And as for the bucket, Nantucket.
Go here for the entire story(as wellas the x rated version):http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/There_once_was_a_man_from_Nantucket
2006-07-05 11:52:26 · answer #2 · answered by capnbeatty 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There are many versions of them both dirty and clean. Your best bet is to look it up on the web to get the different versions.
2006-07-05 09:52:13 · answer #3 · answered by gettingmadtoday 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
who lost her verginity on a bucket....
2006-07-05 09:48:50 · answer #4 · answered by tybardy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋