Thelma: "Do you and your husband have mutual climax?"
Margarett: "No, I think we use State Farm."
2006-07-05 09:42:50 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's cute
2006-07-05 09:44:15 · answer #1 · answered by Corn_Flake 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Old Jim, a London Cockney had not seen his old friend Joe for two weeks. Whilst shopping, he saw him across another aisle. He called out 'Joe, is everything all right, haven't seen you for a fortnight. Where you been'. 'Alright Jim' Joe replied 'been on a wonderful holiday, Great'. 'Where you been to' he was asked. 'We went to , eh, eh. Sorry Jim, can't remember' Joe replied. 'What country did you go to' Jim asked. 'We went to eh. eh. Sorry Jim can't remember that either. Tell me' he asked 'what's that green creepy stuff that grows up the walls of old houses'. 'Ivy' answered Jim. 'That's it' replied Joe and called to his wife 'Ivy, where the fuc*k did we go for our holidays'.
2006-07-05 16:51:08 · answer #2 · answered by thomasrobinsonantonio 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Huh
2006-07-05 16:46:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Janey: No, he lives in the south and i live in the north
Do you want different answers or just people saying LMAO and stuff??
2006-07-05 16:45:58 · answer #4 · answered by siropson 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea I dropped mutual climax for geico, that gecko is just cool
2006-07-05 16:44:55 · answer #5 · answered by tybardy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA!!! That was so funny! I could just see two old women talking about that... :)
2006-07-05 16:44:48 · answer #6 · answered by JoHanna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And behind door number three we have....?
2006-07-05 16:44:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
great sir most excellent
2006-07-05 16:44:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was good for a few laughs
2006-07-05 16:45:22 · answer #9 · answered by nemesis60145 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry not funny
2006-07-05 16:44:18 · answer #10 · answered by USuck79 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋