A white man is visiting Jamaica for the first time. He goes into a public restroom and begins peeing at the urinal.
A Jamaican man then comes along and begins using the urinal next to him,
The white guy casually takes a peek over at the Jamaican guys package...he sees the two letters "WE" tattoed on his penis.
So, he says, "I see you have your girlfriend's name "Wendy" tatooed on your penis. My girfriends name is Wendy too!
The Jamaican says. 'No man, my girlfriends name is not Wendy! My tatto says - Welcome to Jamaica, have a nice day!"
2006-07-05 09:40:46 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i haven't even read yet too long man write some short ones
2006-07-05 13:27:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 6⤋
Variation of an old joke I heard over 40 years ago
2006-07-05 16:43:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you mean WY.
A woman whose husband is a huge B.B.King fan wants to get him a birthday present that has a "B.B" theme. She goes to a tattoo parlor and has a "B" tattooed on each *** cheek. She watches for hubby to arrive and as he pulls into the driveway she drops her drawers and bends over with her *** toward the front door. As he enters she says "Happy Birthday!"
He says "Thank You, who the hell is BOB?"
2006-07-05 16:48:48 · answer #3 · answered by scratchwhiplash 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tut tut tut
2006-07-05 16:43:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was funny... must tell my Jamaican bfriend that one...
2006-07-05 16:50:32 · answer #5 · answered by TryMe1st_98 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
naw to me i dont think its true but it probably can be true u never know
2006-07-05 16:46:45 · answer #6 · answered by Miami305 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yuk
2006-07-05 16:45:19 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Mrs.JoeJonas♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2006-07-05 16:47:01 · answer #8 · answered by rellacollins 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha
2006-07-05 17:31:07 · answer #9 · answered by jkhosho 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea and they all like chicken your an idiot
2006-07-05 16:43:16 · answer #10 · answered by jackpack 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋