15 Signs That You Have Grown Up!! Tell Me If You Agree!?

Question

1.Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
6. You watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hookup" and "break up".
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up".
10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@#! kids next door won't turn down the stereo.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
15.When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking "Oh **** what the hell happened!"
Enjoy!!

Answer 1

if you are male you know you are old when your willie used to watch you shave but now just stares at the floor.
nyuk,nyuk,nyuk!

Answer 2

I do not agree cause I'm ten and I get up at 6:00 A:M. I don't even know what time taco bell closes. I go on vacation for only 7 days. I hear my fav song in the elevator all of the time. etc.

Answer 3

i agree and i have more



Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.

Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.

. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather
than settle your stomach.

You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and
pregnancy tests.

A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."

You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

"I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going to
drink that much again."

90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

You read this entire list looking desperately for just one sign that
doesn't apply to you..........and can't find a single one

Answer 4

I agree with 3, 4, 9, 10, 15.

Answer 5

That was great, especially about older relatives telling sex jokes around you. I'm going to be 26 soon, and I've been married and divorced and about to be married again, and I have 2 kids, so almost every one of these applies to me. But that's only come about in the last 2 years or so. I'm right at that point when I'm realizing how old I'm getting. Getting old sucks!

Answer 6

Oh, that's great! Except, I still can't keep my houseplants alive... and even though my relatives are comfortable telling sex jokes around me, doesn't mean I'm that much more comfortable with it! But I swear, this is all SO true, and adulthood really does sneak up on you. Even though I definitely AM an adult now, I'll never see myself as an adult.

Answer 7

all that is true, i do agree 1)when you stop asking parents for money, 2) move out on your own and don't look back, 3) keep your family out of your business w\out any DRAMA , 4)go on a vacation and not ask to borrow money from anyone 5) never late on the rent\ morgated, 6) do not deal or be around troublemakers

Answer 8

I'll give that one a 9.
It is funny. One problem. I'm grown up - for real - and there's still plenty of beer in the fridge - LOL

Answer 9

I am feeling these signs of maturity because I have expirenced them all in about the last 6 months.

Answer 10

I agree on all of that Im almost grown tho cuz i do half those things so i guess in a few years I will do them all

Answer 11

I agree. Good one. 8/10.