The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having adrink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me."
So the Doberman says, "I love liver and cheese." The Collie replies, "That's not good enough."
The Bulldog says, "I hate liver and cheese." She says, "That's not creative enough."
Finally, the Chihuahua says, "Liver alone . . . cheese mine."
2006-07-05 09:20:22 · 12 answers · asked by tybardy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ok so its a little lame...but they can't ALL be hits
2006-07-05 09:25:04 · update #1
ahaha! lol your jokes are so funny..lol 10+
thx
2006-07-05 09:24:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 3⤋
Ha! My aunt told that to me once, but instead of a collie, it was a poodle and the chiwuawua said: "Liver alone! Cheese with me!"
2006-07-05 16:31:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one heres another one like it....There was a teacher and she asked her class to use the word harrasment in a sentence. She picked jose(me) and he said , "yesterday i saw my girlfriend with my best friend yesterday in bed... but harrasment nothing to me. lol
2006-07-05 16:33:02 · answer #3 · answered by azteka_boy8 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha that's hilarious! Yes I'm a dork and I suck at jokes but I love to laugh...
2006-07-05 16:23:45 · answer #4 · answered by Christina W 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The doberamn should have won
2006-07-05 16:23:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahah! lol1 hat is so fkin halirous! lol! gosh you are a jokester!
2006-07-05 16:24:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gr8 joke....thumbs up!
2006-07-05 16:24:38 · answer #7 · answered by Sharp3003 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2006-07-05 16:24:21 · answer #8 · answered by HeArTsArEcLoSe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats really cute!
2006-07-05 16:23:23 · answer #9 · answered by lunytunes_baby 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha... i have heard that one but it's pretty cute ; )
2006-07-05 16:23:02 · answer #10 · answered by asdfgh. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋