2006-07-05 09:10:12 · 27 answers · asked by Tofu Jesus 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
No, but I have milk. You want some milk?
2006-07-05 09:19:59 · answer #1 · answered by Keither 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I do, but more in the idolatry way. You see my friend I was raised a Roman Catholic and when all the elders in my clan started passing away for some twisted reason I'm the one that ended up with all these religious relics and such. Oh what the Vatican would do to get their hands on what I've got stashed around here. So as they are mine to do with as I please I like to take the little Jesus figures off the crosses, it just bothers me that someone that is profoundly worshiped would be immortalized in such a degrading way, like some sick version of an action figure. This has meant that I've dozens of these uncrucified Jesus statues gathering dust, yet I'm reluctant to throw them away due to the connection I feel to my departed loved ones. So yes, you will find Jesus here; or a reasonable facsimile. Thank you for asking this question; I was wondering if any would dare.
2006-07-05 09:46:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes
2006-07-05 09:11:56 · answer #3 · answered by kritikos43 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hast thou got nothing better to do?
2006-07-05 09:13:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely!
2006-07-05 09:12:12 · answer #5 · answered by Mommymonster 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I especially like the way you integrated my challenges (the three temptations)....If it weren't for the schizophrenia of Saul become Paul ...and John of Patmos ...that created a war between "flesh" and spirit" in your name ...perhaps we'd have gotten a message of hope by your sayings ...
2006-07-05 09:40:35 · answer #6 · answered by gmonkai 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Then thou hast best let him go. (is that the punchline?)
2006-07-05 09:13:52 · answer #7 · answered by Kenny ♣ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Got em by the short and curlies.
2006-07-05 21:43:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes and it's wonderful to have someone who cares and not leave me when troubles strike.He's the greatest.
2006-07-05 09:27:32 · answer #9 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I did once but I went to the doctor and I'm all better now.
2006-07-05 09:12:07 · answer #10 · answered by XYZ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Run! ....Unless you come down from the sky,your redneck faithful are certain to kill you as a false prophet ...You remember zealously faithful people don't you ...They killed you last time, and they would again... run!
2006-07-05 09:26:03 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋