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all i can say is amen

thanks!@

2006-07-05 08:59:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Absolutely...

You see the whole thing is based on heresy points. For instance if you believe in infant baptism that's a big 65 heresy point and you're well on your way to the 100 points that zips you right into hell. Praying to Mary... That's 121 Heresy points. Being Non-dispensational that's 36 points. You get the picture.

You see YHWH is really concerned about everything... even your writing... So you get 1 point for every word spelled wrong and 0.1 points for every typo. However, there is hope. You can lose 0.1 point by pointing out someone else's mistake and even lose a whole point if the person is some kind of heathen skum. So in a sense you can earn your way into heaven by making other people look bad. Particularly if they are heathen skum... Or Catholics... Don't forget those Catholics. But I digress.

I know it's a pretty complicated system but like I said... YHWH really cares about this kind of stuff.

Pax

2006-07-05 16:11:36 · answer #2 · answered by Pablito 5 · 0 0

Well it certainly IS a religious priority to correct spelling if you are a Jesuit (catholic)...it is a Jesuits place inthe world to educate.

2006-07-05 15:59:03 · answer #3 · answered by Marlin Darlin 4 · 0 0

I usually don't make a big deal out of some misspellings -- but when I read about Kenneth Lay being "greased up and bent over by satin," I couldn't resist that one!

2006-07-05 15:57:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Are you attacking people that are attempting to educate people who cannot spell? Wow, I think that they may actually need the help! And you have way too much time if you are insulting people that do that. . .thanks for the 2 points though!

2006-07-05 15:58:21 · answer #5 · answered by silenthavens 2 · 0 0

Amen.

2006-07-05 15:56:23 · answer #6 · answered by XYZ 7 · 0 0

I like to think of myself as a work in pwogwess ...

2006-07-05 16:13:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

noooooooo
in his language only

2006-07-05 16:03:33 · answer #8 · answered by aimooon87 3 · 0 0

Your name should be "I" heart my dog.

2006-07-05 15:56:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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