have you ever been in public and farted?

Answer 1

yeah its normal share the smell

Answer 2

haha... who hasn't???

Here is a funny story. I was in my yoga class last week. As we started to do a downward dog. All of a sudden you heard a large fart. There is mostly older women in my class so no one laughed or even flinched... A couple of min. later in another move it happened again. This time I heard the direction and it was the front of the class! It was the yoga instructor! L.o.L!!! I just about died. Call me immature but a fart in the middle of yoga gets me rolling.

Answer 3

I once grossed out an entire bus full of San Diego sailors when I cut loose a really rotten egg/sulpher dioxide fart, SBD. I was on my way back to my hotel after a day of partying in TJ and Ensenada, and something I ate down south gave me EXTREMELY deadly gas. It was all I could do to keep from laughing, and giving myself away.

Another time I was standing alone on a street in Falls Church, Va., well after midnight, when I felt the need to pass gas. Turns out I wasn't alone, cause after I ripped a loud lengthy futz, a pedestrian approaching from the rear commented "You nasty M*%HER *%CK@#!!"

Answer 4

I cannot tell a lie. Yes! LOL but the silent ones. haha . When my son was about 9 months old we were standing in line at the supermarket and he let go a real loud one. Everyone turned around and looked at ME! How embarrassing.

Answer 5

Yes. I usually just get away from people and do a silent one, then run around to get the smell aired out.

Answer 6

Oh man...everytime I get into an elevator. Then when you see someone make a face like they're going to vomit, you go "aww...sick! Who's the culprit who dropped *** in such a small enclosure?!" Good times...good times. At least it takes your mind off the horrible music.

Answer 7

yep all the time, but the silent but deadly ones though.