In order to win the ONE MILLION DOLLARS* you must prove BEYOND A REASONABLE DOUBT that Xork the Space God did not create the Universe. You also must prove that all of creation was created by some other god (as if) or evolution (sure....) In order to prove that Xork DID NOT create everything you must also prove that 1) He does not exist 2) He did not create everything 3) that pi doesn't go on forever 4) that the Loch Ness Monster Exists 5) that Osama Bin Laden is still alive 6) what color underwear I have on.
If you afiests and jesus freaks can prove all of this, then I will give you ONE MILLION DOLLARS!!!!!!!
*Note one million dollars is the name of a stray cat that I will adopt at the time that you prove that Xork the Space God did not create all of existence.
2006-07-05 08:43:24 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Well, here it goes:
Xork exists only in your mentality, which is, flawed. If he created the universe that would alter our perception of reality which would be Platonic: All things conceived in the mind exist
Xork is only what you tell him that he is, a space god, not a creator god. he just takes up space.
But I just imagined a unicorn as creator. It's in my mind but does not exist in reality. And also how could i have been present for the creation of the universe since i would have to tell the unicorn what to do since it is nothing outside of my mind and did it create me? Cogito ego surnum is what i say.
As for pi, we give limitations to the infinite and give qualities of the infinite to the limited.
Nessie did exist yet died in the 30's/40's but could have left kin.
Osama does exist but evades capture since he knows where we are gonna strike all thanks to CNN and the media.
Your underwear reflects your personality.
2006-07-05 10:10:05 · answer #1 · answered by elguapo_marco_2008@sbcglobal.net 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Because the Bible says so... that's all the proof I need :)
(Note: still waiting for that 'sarcastic font'...)
Additionally: 1. He does not exist because the Bible says so.
2. He did not create everything because the Bible says so.
3. I just ate the last slice. Plus the Bible says so.
4. Nessie and I have been messengering each other. She's got a wicked sense of humour. Plus the Bible says so.
5. I saw Osama Bin Laden with Elvis Presley in the 7-11 yesterday. He does a mean 'Burnin' Love'. Plus the Bible says so.
6. None because atheists are filthy people who don't wear underwear. Plus the Bible says so.
I don't know if One Million Dollars will get along with my cat. He's pretty disagreeable...
2006-07-05 08:51:42 · answer #2 · answered by XYZ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1) He was a mere Idol
2) God created it all. ( at least read the first couple of chapters in the bible to find that out. )
3) what in the world is pi?
4) i saw Loch Ness in my dreams.
5) Osama is still giving out videos of him and we're still at war.
6) blue stripes.
7) where is my money?
2006-07-05 08:48:32 · answer #3 · answered by d o h o n 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no that's straight forward to teach god exists. idea is in holding with faith. subsequently, technological expertise won't be able to in any respect teach it. inspite of the actuality that there is lots if evidence that the existence of a author isn't needed. observe I stated author because the god of the deistic attitude is problematic to disprove. yet once you start up including features and making up memories for a deity, then it turns into straight forward to disprove that. i'd have stopped after my second sentence yet you took some time to position in writing out one of those lengthy, although-out question: so IMO it deserved a lengthy and nicely idea out answer.
2016-10-14 03:53:46 · answer #4 · answered by garfield 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Easy. Everybody should know that the universe was created by The Flying Spaghetti Monster. We are each of us touched by His Noodly Appendage.
2006-07-05 08:52:25 · answer #5 · answered by Christopher S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL good one.
And it shows how circular logic is used to defend what cannot be defended IE the existence of god.
Good post!
2006-07-05 08:46:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My hat to you good sir, hopefully this won't go over their heads. At least we get a good laugh out of it.
2006-07-05 08:48:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How come you get the cat? I want a kitty!
2006-07-05 08:49:54 · answer #8 · answered by silenthavens 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think the real question is "Can you prove that he did?"
2006-07-05 08:51:57 · answer #9 · answered by CHRISTINA 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can you prove that he did?
2006-07-05 08:49:04 · answer #10 · answered by soccerlover_girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋