HI everyone I need some serious help here before I burn my house down. Every time I $hit or fart sparks fly out my a$$ and I am afraid I might catch something on fire . What is a man to do in this situation???? Also it scares the hell out of my dog and my g/f so you can see the problems I am faced with.
2006-07-05 08:08:43 · 9 answers · asked by irishlad 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Hey, go on David Letterman and you can light chicks ciggaretts for a stupid human trick.................I mean you are stupid!!!!
2006-07-05 12:04:57 · answer #1 · answered by OU812 3 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Shove Ice cubes up your a** and put that FIRE OUT!!!!!!!! as for your girlfriend dump her because she can't see what an asset that little problem is I mean you can light a BBQ grill with one blow watch you penis though it may turn into a hot dog and as for the dog just get a dog boy from the circus hes used to that weird sh*t and when your lonley he can actually talk and DO things that a human can do as far as the missing your girlfriend bit if you know what I mean. or on that whole girlfriend note just date me!!lol
2006-07-06 13:39:02 · answer #2 · answered by christysjosh_18 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let the house burn down, claim the insurance, and you, your g/f and Fido buy a house on a Caribbean island with a lifetime supply of Jameson whiskey. Have a nice day!
2006-07-06 13:04:43 · answer #3 · answered by Irish_bi_female 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think your in the wrong section. This section is about Family and Relationships! Ask the same question in the Health section or see a doctor.
2006-07-05 15:26:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should probably find a job in some fireworks or such combustible production companies.It will be useful for testing.
2006-07-05 15:12:24 · answer #5 · answered by Eternity 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just be yourself...dump your dog and your girlfriend if they don't like it. As for your house? Get some good insurance!
2006-07-06 17:23:15 · answer #6 · answered by whoanelly00 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am afraid that I just wasted my time reading that.
Thanks jack ***.
2006-07-05 15:12:06 · answer #7 · answered by ease_e_goin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow.........................I've never heard of sparks flying out of someones ***. U r a real jackass, How do u even have a g/f????
2006-07-05 15:12:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
go in a bathroom and make it loud so its not to obvous....but 1st of alll........GROSSSS!!!!!
2006-07-05 15:13:23 · answer #9 · answered by jejelinifer 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋