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I JUST TOOK A HUGE STINKY, MASSIVE, PAINT PEELING, CUSTARD BROWN DUMP AND HAVE CLOGGED THE TOILET AT WORK. WHAT SHOULD I DO? SHOULD I TAKE A PICTURE OF IT? SHOULD I REACH IN AND FISH OUT THE TERD?

2006-07-05 08:01:46 · 32 answers · asked by MR. RETARDO JR. 2 in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

32 answers

Frame it and hang it on the wall

2006-07-06 03:04:07 · answer #1 · answered by Rolando MacTavish III 2 · 18 11

I can't believe that with all the fun stuff to do in the world anyone could be so bored that they would feel the need to ask such an ignorant question. I you ask me, you're the TURD in the toilet bowl of life. Shall we reach in and fish YOU out?

2006-07-05 08:07:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

That is completely disgusting! Just leave it there, sneak out of the bathroom. If someone discovers it, pretend it wasn't you. Or try to find a plunger in the room. Hey, at least it wasn't at your g/f's house. That would be more embarassing!

2006-07-05 08:06:20 · answer #3 · answered by YOUR MOTHER 2 · 0 0

Well...the bravest thing would be to suck it up and tell the manager and ask for help. or, you could simply run out and tell them that you found the...umm...waste in the toilet. You don't have to say that it was necessarily you. But I wouldn't recommend just leaving it there.

2006-07-05 08:05:34 · answer #4 · answered by silvershadowfox 2 · 0 0

Fish it out and show it to all, charge 2 bits a gander

2006-07-05 08:05:48 · answer #5 · answered by cisco_cantu 6 · 0 0

Take a picture of it and then stick your hand in and fish it out. Then hang a sign on your forehead that says "Returd".

2006-07-05 08:04:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Take a picture and blow it up. Frame it and put it in your bathroom at home to remember. HAHA it's appropriate!

2006-07-05 08:07:10 · answer #7 · answered by ♥♥Soon to Be Mrs.F♥♥ 6 · 0 0

Leave it be. It wants to hang out with the cool people.

2006-07-06 01:37:46 · answer #8 · answered by Melissa C 5 · 0 0

get the janitor or tell your boss you just used the restroom and it came up out the toilet

2006-07-05 08:04:52 · answer #9 · answered by raven*** 3 · 0 0

I would just pretend it never happened. Leave it for the janitor,
it's his job to clean up other peoples' messes.

2006-07-05 08:28:08 · answer #10 · answered by Alion 7 · 0 0

I would suggest that you put you hand in the bowl, scoop it out and eat it with fava beans.

2006-07-05 08:07:08 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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