Harold is 95 and lives in a senior citizen home. Every
>> night after dinner,
>> Harold goes to a secluded garden behind the center to
>> sit and ponder his
>> Accomplishments and long life.
>>
>> One evening, Mildred, age 87, wanders into the garden.
>> They begin to chat,
>> And before they know it, several hours have passed.
>> After a short lull in
>> Their conversation, Harold turns to Mildred and asks,
>> "Do you know what I
>> Miss most of all?"
>>
>> She asks, "What?"......
>> SEX!!" he replies.
>>
>> Mildred exclaims, "Why you old fart, you couldn't get
>> it up if I held a
>> Gun To your head!"
>>
>> "I know, "
>>
>> Harold says, "but it would be nice if a
>> woman could just hold
>> It For a while."
>>
>> "Well, I can oblige," says Mildred, and then unzips
>> his trousers, removes
>> His manhood and proceeds to hold it.
>>
>> Afterward, they agree to meet secretly each night in
>> the garden where they
>> Would sit and talk and Mildred would hold Harold's
>> manhood.
>>
>> Then, one night, Harold didn't show up at their usual
>> meeting place.
>> Alarmed, Mildred decided to find Harold and make sure
>> he was O.K.
>>
>> She walked around the senior citizen home where she
>> found him sitting by
>> The pool with another female resident, Ethel, who was
>> holding Harold's
>> Manhood!
>>
>> Furious, Mildred yelled, "You two-timing creep! What
>> does Ethel have that
>> I Don't have?"
>>
>> Old Harold smiled happily and replied, "Parkinson's".
>>
2006-07-05 07:48:06 · 10 answers · asked by ticklefoot 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
finally! a funny one i haven't heard before!
2006-07-05 07:58:31 · answer #1 · answered by scratchwhiplash 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Green
2006-07-05 07:54:24 · answer #2 · answered by Olivia Maer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He he good one , nxt time try to remove the symbol > while copy and paste from mail, LOL - 9.9/10 (0.1 is deducted for those > symbols)
2006-07-05 08:37:46 · answer #3 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not that funny at all. In fact, I think it's un-funny.
2006-07-05 07:55:38 · answer #4 · answered by ildjb@sbcglobal.net 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol yes funny
2006-07-06 04:37:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmmm....funny? Not that much.
2006-07-05 07:53:21 · answer #6 · answered by Coo coo achoo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was great! More power to him...
2006-07-05 08:01:03 · answer #7 · answered by WENDY G 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
now that was funny
2006-07-05 07:53:00 · answer #8 · answered by Savage 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny!
2006-07-05 07:52:19 · answer #9 · answered by amanda[ILY!] 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was hilarious........... LOL.
2006-07-05 08:03:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋