funniest one wins
2006-07-05 07:43:49 · 25 answers · asked by sheena 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
sxy blg- I would choose you but you said something mean on another question I asked so HA!
2006-07-05 07:50:48 · update #1
Your Mamma said to tell you not to be asking for those stupid Yo Momma jokes.
She says it makes you look and sound stupid when you tell them.
Says it makes you sound like ignorant White trash.
2006-07-06 20:11:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Youre mommas so fat, when she goes to the beach, Greenpeace keeps trying to roll her back into the ocean
Your mommas so fat, she broke her leg once, gravy poured out
Your mommas so fat, she sweats butter
Your mommas so poor, I saw her kicking a tin can down the street, I asked what she was doing, she said, "Moving"
Whats the difference between your momma and a bowling ball? If you absolutely HAD to, you could eat a bowling ball
Your mommas face could stop a sundial
Your mommas face would scare Dracula
Your momma thinks your Daddy is named Welfare, cuz thats who sends the checks.
2006-07-11 11:13:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo momma so fat shes on both side of the family.
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Yo momma so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread.
Yo momma so short she gotta slam-dunk her bus fare!
Yo momma so old, she older than yo grandma!
Yo Momma so poor I walked into your house and 3 roaches tripped me & tried to take my wallet!
Yo Momma so poor when I ring the doorbell she says, "DING!"
Yo mommas teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles!
Yo mommas teeth are so yellow, I can't believe its not butter.
2006-07-05 07:51:36 · answer #3 · answered by KryssyBeyondBeauty 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma is so greasy , the shell station buys oil from her!
yo momma's lips are so fat, the cahpstick compnay had to make a spray!
yo momma is so greasy she sweats crisco!
Yo momma so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."!!
yo momma so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn OFF the surveillence cameras!!!
yo mommma is so flat shes jealous of the WALL!
2006-07-05 09:56:03 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ sk8rgal9000 ♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your Mama is Like A(n)... ...Hardware store, 5 cents a screw. ...Ice Cream Cone, everyone gets a lick. ...Tube of Pringles, once you pop, you can't stop. ...vacuum cleaner, she sucks, blows, and then gets laid in the closet. ...Shotgun, two cocks and she's loaded. ...Railroad Track, she gets laid all over the country. ...Door Knob, evryone gets a turn. ...Christmas Tree, everyone hangs balls on her. ...Lettuce, 25 cents a head. ...Tricycle, she's easy to ride. ...McDonalds, over 5 million served world wide. ...Carpender's dream, flat as a board and east to nail. ...Fan, she's always blowing someone. ...5 Foot Basketball hoop, it ain't that hard to score. ...Turtle, once she's on her back she's ******. ...Birthday Cake, everyone gets a piece. ...Squirrel, she's always got some nuts in he mouth. ...Reese's Peanut Butter Cup, there's no wrong way to eat her. ...Bag of Potato Chips, " Free-To-Lay " ...the Sun, look at her to long and you'll go blind. ...Bowling Ball, she gets picked up, fingered, thrown down the gutter, and she still comes back for more.
2006-07-05 08:10:13 · answer #5 · answered by TRASHBURYTO 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama so fat she carry a toaster like a beeper
yo mama so fat when she farted i tried not to laugh but the floor was cracking up
you mama so stupid she return a puzzle back to the store cause she thought it was broken
2006-07-05 08:28:46 · answer #6 · answered by aznricerocket_dragon 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your mama's so fat, when she walked past the t.v. I missed 3 episodes.
fine... your mama's so dumb, she got stabbed at a shootout.
your mama's so dumb, she planted 2 nickels hopin' for a dime
your mama's so stinky, my dog wouldn't even smell her a$$
your mama's so ugly, aliens are afraid to invade our planet
ok-i'm just making up stuff now
2006-07-05 07:47:28 · answer #7 · answered by ♥michele♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
floats like a butterfly stings like a bee i did it with your mom now it burns when i pee
when your mom puts on a blue dress everyone yells tidal wave
when your mom went to an all you can eat buffet they had to install speed bumps
yo mamas so fat it took me a plane and two buses to get to the b****** good side
2006-07-05 07:47:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama is so ugly she made Helen Keller shudder!
2006-07-05 07:59:42 · answer #9 · answered by legallyblond2day 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your momma got a glass eye with a fish in it.
y.m. gotta wooden leg wit a kick stand
and my fav. your momma is an extra on the simpsons
2006-07-05 07:46:55 · answer #10 · answered by taubuzz 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋