2006-07-05 07:42:49 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
You have to ask Al Gore about that. He invented global warming, and he's the only one who knows what to do about it.
2006-07-05 07:46:39 · answer #1 · answered by lynda_is 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes it would..according to Sephan's Rule recorded in the Book of Idealogical Theories..if everyone in the world faced the same direction and farted, global warming would stabilize due to the universal gust of wind that would blow over the surface of the water creating Fart showers to fall on the world over....it would also blow off my tupee.
2006-07-05 16:12:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No because the methane is part of what contributes to global warming.
And why is this in the etiquette section?
2006-07-05 14:46:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, but if they faced towards the west, the combined thrust could speed up the earth's rotation by .002 seconds per century, causing untold grief on our next interstellar jaunt.
2006-07-05 15:55:10 · answer #4 · answered by Grendle 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No,
but it could knock the earth off its orbit around the sun and send the planet drifting into space.
I saw the do something like it on futurama.
2006-07-05 15:23:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No Because the cows and Volcanoes would have to participate to
Also I think we should get the Penguins to turn off their space heaters.
2006-07-05 15:07:58 · answer #6 · answered by representin_gbg 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't think so, but I would hate to be down wind and at the end of the line!
2006-07-05 15:53:27 · answer #7 · answered by indiana girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It depends if everyone farted at the same time. That would kill us all!
2006-07-05 15:18:42 · answer #8 · answered by djslinky77 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And you're trying to teach becoming a woman 101...............lol
2006-07-05 14:47:18 · answer #9 · answered by lollipop 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ummm.. i guess?
2006-07-05 15:33:51 · answer #10 · answered by Nate 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋