How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
2006-07-05 07:29:17 · 21 answers · asked by nedoglover 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood, naturally
2006-07-05 07:32:45 · answer #1 · answered by KousukeAsazuki 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I would say the only one who can answer this correctly would be a woodchuck that could chuck wood. It also depends on whether the woodchuck in question is industrious or lazy. Just because the woodchuck could chuck wood does not mean that the woodchuck will chuck wood.
Go ask a woodchuck...
2006-07-05 14:43:47 · answer #2 · answered by ildjb@sbcglobal.net 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The answer to this question is NONE.Because a woodchuck can not chuck wood in real life. The question being (Could not does), so I say he can't. So stating this,there is no woodchuck in the world who can chuck wood ever.
2006-07-05 15:02:03 · answer #3 · answered by DreamWeaver 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok so first you have to learn how to speak woodchuck, because it is impossible for them to chuck wood. Just so happens I lived amongst the woodchuck for many years and learned their native tongue. I was just as curious as you and had to ask. They thought i had lost my mind and I was almost asked to leave for being so silly but they decided since I could chuck wood that they would watch and see how it was done. I chucked about a rank an hour but got slower as time went on because, well chucking wood is like a lot of work. Well the wood chucks had a meeting and told me that there was no way they would be out done by any silly human and if any woodchuck could chuck any amount of wood it would be twice as much as human and that would be 2 rank an hours.
2006-07-05 14:43:24 · answer #4 · answered by Savage 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 cords. A school bus driver gave me that answer many years ago. Did you ever try switching wood and chuck?
How much chuck would a chuckwood wood if a chuckwood could woodchuck. If a chuckwood could wood chuck how much chuck would a chuckwood would?
Have a great day!!! :p
2006-07-05 15:01:42 · answer #5 · answered by Coo coo achoo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The answer to this age old question has perplexed people for eons.
Part of the reason the question is so difficult to answer is that the amount of wood that woodchucks would chuck on a given day varies greatly with the seasons and with the metabolisms of any individual woodchuck.
Modern internet technology has advanced to the point that we can reliably monitor the amount a woodchuck chucks in real time.
The results of this monitoring are shown below. Please note that the numbers vary due to the dispositions of the woodchucks involved.
2006-07-05 14:36:34 · answer #6 · answered by SARAH 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't now. Tell me,if a woodchuck could chuck wood, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck?
2006-07-05 14:34:59 · answer #7 · answered by ĴΩŋ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A woodchuck would chuck all the wood if could if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
And saraha227 obviously copied that. Read the last sentence.
2006-07-05 14:42:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-07-05 14:32:21 · answer #9 · answered by G Dubs 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He'd chuck all the wood that a woodchuck could, if a woodchuck could chuck wood!
...or...
He'd chuck a quarter quart for every quarter that you gave him for every quart that he cut!
2006-07-05 14:37:50 · answer #10 · answered by legallyblond2day 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋